The Nigger and the Camel

[Sickle Cell Anemia]

A new nigger Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in theAfghanistan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticeda Camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Army First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The firstsergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the postand no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".That's why we haveMolly The Camel." The nigger says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about"urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the nigger Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy withpassion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.Puttinga ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on theladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?" "No not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are.":bongodrums: