RebelFiddler
11-23-2009, 04:28 AM
Well I hate to admit it.. but there are niggers in my apartment building. Fortunately it is only for a couple more months, as then I'm out of here and onto a completely different part of the city.. but for reasons not relevant to this post I can't really move. Fortunately my landlord is extremely white, as is the maintenance guy, and they're really great folks and couldn't be more helpful.
Well.. next door to me is this bumbling ol' Uncle Tom nig who's always having its Uncle Tom nigger friends over for Uncle Tom Nigger parties, and they ook and shriek to odd bass lines in whatever they call "music"--thank god it's not cRap--they are Uncle Toms so they are probably old enough to remember when YT could do what YT should be able to do when they stepped out of line... and I don't really hear it much because the walls are pretty thick.
But the other day, Mr. Nigger (its name is "Tony") is having one of its parties, and outside all of a sudden all I hear from outside in a deep, savage voice, "Hey, Tony!!! OOK OOK" (I swear, I am not making up these noises. I should have recorded it. But this is the closest I can provide for y'all). "EEK EEK!! TOONNNY!!" Still no response.. I"m guessing the nigger wanted into nigger-next-door's party.. And it still persisted. "WOO WOO!! TONY!"
"EEK EEK!"
This went on for the next 5 minutes, while I sat in my apartment laughing uproariously!!!
These niggers really amuse me... Fortunately this is only for a couple months longer--as soon as my lease expires, I am out of here.
Well.. next door to me is this bumbling ol' Uncle Tom nig who's always having its Uncle Tom nigger friends over for Uncle Tom Nigger parties, and they ook and shriek to odd bass lines in whatever they call "music"--thank god it's not cRap--they are Uncle Toms so they are probably old enough to remember when YT could do what YT should be able to do when they stepped out of line... and I don't really hear it much because the walls are pretty thick.
But the other day, Mr. Nigger (its name is "Tony") is having one of its parties, and outside all of a sudden all I hear from outside in a deep, savage voice, "Hey, Tony!!! OOK OOK" (I swear, I am not making up these noises. I should have recorded it. But this is the closest I can provide for y'all). "EEK EEK!! TOONNNY!!" Still no response.. I"m guessing the nigger wanted into nigger-next-door's party.. And it still persisted. "WOO WOO!! TONY!"
"EEK EEK!"
This went on for the next 5 minutes, while I sat in my apartment laughing uproariously!!!
These niggers really amuse me... Fortunately this is only for a couple months longer--as soon as my lease expires, I am out of here.