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RebelFiddler
11-23-2009, 04:28 AM
Well I hate to admit it.. but there are niggers in my apartment building. Fortunately it is only for a couple more months, as then I'm out of here and onto a completely different part of the city.. but for reasons not relevant to this post I can't really move. Fortunately my landlord is extremely white, as is the maintenance guy, and they're really great folks and couldn't be more helpful.

Well.. next door to me is this bumbling ol' Uncle Tom nig who's always having its Uncle Tom nigger friends over for Uncle Tom Nigger parties, and they ook and shriek to odd bass lines in whatever they call "music"--thank god it's not cRap--they are Uncle Toms so they are probably old enough to remember when YT could do what YT should be able to do when they stepped out of line... and I don't really hear it much because the walls are pretty thick.

But the other day, Mr. Nigger (its name is "Tony") is having one of its parties, and outside all of a sudden all I hear from outside in a deep, savage voice, "Hey, Tony!!! OOK OOK" (I swear, I am not making up these noises. I should have recorded it. But this is the closest I can provide for y'all). "EEK EEK!! TOONNNY!!" Still no response.. I"m guessing the nigger wanted into nigger-next-door's party.. And it still persisted. "WOO WOO!! TONY!"

"EEK EEK!"

This went on for the next 5 minutes, while I sat in my apartment laughing uproariously!!!

These niggers really amuse me... Fortunately this is only for a couple months longer--as soon as my lease expires, I am out of here.

PorchMonkeyHater
11-23-2009, 04:56 AM
Hope your next apartment is nigger free :)

NiggerHater
11-23-2009, 05:04 AM
I was in Vegas not too long ago and was put in a room that had a connecting door (locked of course) to another room. Sometime in the evening while relaxing before heading back down to the casino, a posse of NIGGERS entered the room adjoining mine. The NIGGERS began to EEK and OOK and began to play NIGGER noise and then one of them kept trying to open the locked door between our rooms. I let them know that the room was occupied and NO they did not have a suite that my room was a part of. I called the manager and had them pack my things up and they moved me into a nice suite because I explained that the NIGGERS (I called them 'people' to be nice) next to me who had just checked in were trying to break into my room.

NIGGERS = BAD NEIGHBORS

frankenleg2.0
11-23-2009, 08:12 AM
i used to have some niggers here where i live....they moved out in less than 5 months, .....even broke their lease! wonder if my bald, white, shaved head, confederate flags in my windows, and frequent mettalica playing when their niglet would cry had anything to do with it?

eyeznteef
11-23-2009, 09:04 AM
i used to have some niggers here where i live....they moved out in less than 5 months, .....even broke their lease! wonder if my bald, white, shaved head, confederate flags in my windows, and frequent mettalica playing when their niglet would cry had anything to do with it?

Wow, you've got the "look of hate", too? Outstanding!