I just realized: My dog is a nigger!

[Kramer]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my dog is a Nigger!

[Dragon]

I hope your dog doesn't realize that it can get more special things if it shit's out some pups (welfare niglets) :lol:

[livefree]

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Shit, my dog is a Nigger!

And it's probably a gangster nigger because they normally travel in packs.

And, you get :yourock:

[Lootie DaKoon]

Keep your "nigger" on a chain like all niggers should be.

[Pork]

My dogs (and other critters) live like that too...........however they do have a job..........24/7 guard duty

[YT Rules]

My son's dog has black skin, hates me for no reason, and does not appreciate anything that I do for it.

[shanayNOT]

You dog isn't a nigger. :lol:

In return for the luxuries she gives you love, loyalty, and barks when niggers come around. :bongodrums:

[nigaslapa]

Niggers and dogs seem to act the same. however I will take a dog any day
1) will not get a job
2) will not bathe itself
3) has paws
4) will lick its own balls ( male )
5) can be chained up in a yard
6) will root through a thash can for food
7) cannot feed itself
8) smells when it gets wet
8) its lips will flap in the wind when it sticks head out of moving car window
9) can not reason
10) lays around thehouse all day
11) bites may give you rabies
12) has a big nose
13) may attack without warning
14) can't read or write
15) would rather run wild
16) can't drive
17) can be called by " come here boy "
18) will travel in a pack
19) will beg for food
20) will fetch for its master
21) can be kept in a cage
22) can't do math