shucking n jiving n shit

[anonymousman]

We've all observed the nigger's inability to sit still in a seat or stand still in a line. It has to jive and make hand movement while spittin game and nigger babbling and all that. It has been a nusance to humans worldwide since the discovery of the African nigger.

Well I was on the train last week and, unfortunately, there were a ton of niggers on it. On this particular train, it's like nigger central after a certain. I try to use it whenever possible and during the day it's pretty okay. But whatever I was doing took longer and I got stuck on the nigger train.

Well there's this nigger buck, probably about 20, probably with about 3 shitlets somewhere in the world that he denies is his. He's on his sail fone. And he's niggerbabbling at about 110 decibels. Nothing surprising or interesting about that.

And he's sitting in the train. And he's squirming, and grabbing his dick, and shucking and doing this and that. Again, nothing surprising.

But every 3 to 5 minutes or so, while talking on his sail fone at 110 decibels, he gets up from his seat and he goes to another seat. The nigger would usually switch from the left side of the aisle to the right side of the aisle but only move about 2 or 3 rows at the most. And continue niggerbabbling and after another 3 to 5 minutes, it continues.

I thought about this and I realize I've seen this before from niggers, but just haven't noticed. Surely it's a very primitive instinct that dates back from this nigger's jungle days, which weren't too far up on the ancestor's try, when the animals would avoid being pray to a lion or something. I'm convinced this is the case and that this niggerbabbling animal hasn't evolved past that much, if at all.

Anyone else notice this frequent seat-changing phenomena?

[CivilizationChick]

I haven't noticed the seat-changing, but I have noticed the shucking and jiving, the bling, the niggerbabbling on dey sail fawns, and most of all the odor.

[noniggersinthewhitehouse]

They all need an extra strength dose of specially formulated Nigritalin. Not so much for them, but for our benefit.

[Mr. Spook]

Just like a chimp who can't resist swinging from tree to tree the common nigger can't resist swinging from seat to seat.

[readurcoontract]

I've noticed this.
Niggers are like children who can't sit still.
One of the reasons why they commit crime more.
They have to be doing SOMETHING and that thing is usually illegal or irritating.

[OldSchoolItalian]

I haven't noticed that either and I have to sit near niggers every frakken day to get to BART - well, when I say near I mean on the same bus. I'll stand if I have to, and more than often, I do. Anyway, one thing that is common, especially among the feral young bucks is the literal yelling into their sail fawn. G-d damn them! What the fuck!?! I hate their ebonics and their moronic conversations, broadcast so the entire fucking world can hear. "Yeah bra, yeah niggah, i woulda fucked her too, yeah bra, dat's right, do the right thang, aight?" And so on and so on. Miserable cretins. A shame, a damn shame the Southerners couldn't have picked their own cotton. Niggers are a curse on our society.

[dave423]

Niggers can be standing a foot apart, and they still shout at each other as though they're miles apart on the plains of da muvvaland. Come to think of it, maybe that's the key.

[ghettomaker]

Once on an El train I was riding there was a buck nigger who must have been urinating in its pants for days. I mean its pants were just encrusted. The stench was awful. It changed seats over half a dozen times. That is why you should never sit on a train in Chicago.

[nigglesworth]

The nigger could be looking for a potential assault or robbery victim.
The nigger may be moving around the train in order to ensure that nobody escapes his coonery/annoyance.
It may also be possible he somehow dodged the fare and is evading discovery.

[Englishproud]

Just like a chimp who can't resist swinging from tree to tree the common nigger can't resist swinging from seat to seat.

Simple and very much to the point!

My only experience is of the English variety of nigger - home grown and imported! Ours here never keep still, always noisy and stink of piss & KFC mingled with what ever body care product they may be using.