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Thread: Drive-By Coontact, With Chimpout

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    Default Drive-By Coontact, With Chimpout

    Went out with the wife last night to a concert, on the way there we waited at a busy intersection for the walk sign, then crossed when we got the light. Almost at the end of the crosswalk a car (with the red light) approaches and comes to a sudden stop waaaay in the crosswalk trying to make a right on red. Yep, a sheboon. I motion with my arm toward the car and tell my wife, "I hate it when cars do this." Didn't look at the boon at all or acknowledge it in any way. All of a sudden the car starts honking wildly. I sense a chimpout approaching so I continue on my way and keep ignoring it. A few seconds later the boon makes the turn and pulls up alongside me and the wife, not stopping but going slow with the passenger window open. It starts yelling, "[incomprehensibe nigger babble] faggot!" Yes, I'm a faggot, holding hands with my wife. Secondly, nigger, you almost hit us and I didn't say anything only because I was with my wife and didn't want her to get worried. Third, nigger, I wasn't even talking to you. And lastly, your newish Honda has a ton of dents already, gee why would that be...because you can't drive?

    Typical nigger, no respect for rules or laws, no regard for others' safety, lighting quick to take offense even when in the wrong, and unable to take care of its nice things.

    I had a great evening, knowing I pissed off a nigger!
    "He's a nigger, he's a nigger, he's a nigger! A nigger, look there's a nigger!" ~Michael Richards

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    Well its just a matter of time before the wranglers catch it in the act and haul it off to NU where it belongs.

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