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    Default Some Niggerfied Haiku Poems....

    There's Haiku, the Japanese poetic artform of 3 lines with 5/7/5 syllable structure...

    ...and then there are Niggerfied Haikus...which speak for themselves...reflecting the base nigger mind....

    Enjoy these samples of Niggerfied Haiku...and feel free to add other samples to this Thread...

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    (Niggers at Applebee's)

    Look out chicken wings!
    What? Two dollars for soda?
    Psssh. There goes your tip.

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    (Niggers in the Crosswalk)

    I hear ya honkin'
    It ain't changing a damn thing
    I'll take my damn time.

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    (Unemployment)

    All I wanna know
    Is nigga where my keys at?
    I'm late for.......nevamind

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    (Looking at a hotel breakfast menu)

    Grapefruit juice, hell yeah!
    This is bout to be da shit!
    Why ain't it purple?

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    (Admiring a Ho at the Mall)

    Dammmn, dat girl so fine.
    I would beat the breaks off dat.
    All up in dat ass.

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    (Gettin' High at the Club)

    I pop da molly
    Sweat like a runaway slave
    Where da water ho?

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    (Nigger Hillary Supporter on Election Night)

    Hill dawg got this yo
    See! She done got da most votes!
    Da fuck just happened?

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    (Nigger Buck in a Hurry)

    Wut you wearin ho?
    Hit me up when you nekkid
    Ain't got time to waste

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    (Ghetto Roaches)

    Cockroach on my wall
    stands waiting with his homeboyz
    for insect drive bys

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    (Food Stamps)

    Food stamp lines slither
    as the hungry children wait
    for chitlin an' grits

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    (Weed)

    Fat azz blunt rolled tight
    urbanized inhalation
    peace comes in 3 hits

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    (Drive By)

    Rat-a-tat-tat-tat
    glass shatters and homegirls scream
    exterminated

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    (Homegirl)

    Lala had 3 kids
    before she turned twenty-one
    aged before her time

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    (Warrant)

    The cops came for you
    badges all flashing justice
    run you damn nigga

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    (Sunrise in Da Hood)

    Streets dressed in garbage
    Nigga smile at the debris
    it's beauty silent


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    "There goes your tip..." I'm bit confused but that's not a nigger attitude.

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    (hoopties)
    Nigger be cruisin
    in a hooptie rust bucket
    looks at muh Niggers

    (robbing)
    Nigger looting store
    hands up don't move you Nigger
    bang Nigger be dead

    (TNB & prisons)
    Rape Murder Rob Shit
    Niggers can't do as they're told
    Prisons Overflow

    (Gun control)
    Gun held sideways dumb
    pulls trigger twenty five times
    Misses the target

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    (nigger fatherhood)

    Leroy be my boo
    Knows he da baby daddy
    Where dat nigga now?

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    Damn I beez hongray
    Needs me some Gottdamn hot wingz
    Wheah my E B T

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    Based on some personal coontact memories:

    Pantz be saggin’ low
    Street be icy — slip n’ slide
    Cracka laffs at me!

    Watchoolookinat?!
    Ah beez a proud Afro-Queen!
    Muh weave is muh pride

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    Metal doors clang shut
    Judge said life with no parole
    D N A be rayciss
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    Chimpin on my boo
    The usher tells me to be quiet
    Rayciss muthafugga
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    OLD JOE NIGGER WENT TO TOWN WITH HIS BOLLOCKS HANGING DOWN, OH HE DANCED HE DANCED SO GAY HE JUST RECIEVED HIS WELFARE CHECK TODAY, MEANWHILE BACK AT THE CRIB, OLD FAT LAQUISHA, WAS THINKING OF HER GIBS, ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DOOR CRASHED IN AND TYRONE CAME A SWAGGING IN, BEND OVER OLE HOE, I'LL DO YA NOW, I GOT A GIFT FOR YOU NOW, OLD JOE GIVE ME DA AIDS SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME TOO.

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    Hood beauty queen

    Great rolls of backfat
    Spandex strains mightily under
    Nene's fat black ass

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