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    Default Some Niggerfied Haiku Poems....

    There's Haiku, the Japanese poetic artform of 3 lines with 5/7/5 syllable structure...

    ...and then there are Niggerfied Haikus...which speak for themselves...reflecting the base nigger mind....

    Enjoy these samples of Niggerfied Haiku...and feel free to add other samples to this Thread...

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    (Niggers at Applebee's)

    Look out chicken wings!
    What? Two dollars for soda?
    Psssh. There goes your tip.

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    (Niggers in the Crosswalk)

    I hear ya honkin'
    It ain't changing a damn thing
    I'll take my damn time.

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    (Unemployment)

    All I wanna know
    Is nigga where my keys at?
    I'm late for.......nevamind

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    (Looking at a hotel breakfast menu)

    Grapefruit juice, hell yeah!
    This is bout to be da shit!
    Why ain't it purple?

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    (Admiring a Ho at the Mall)

    Dammmn, dat girl so fine.
    I would beat the breaks off dat.
    All up in dat ass.

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    (Gettin' High at the Club)

    I pop da molly
    Sweat like a runaway slave
    Where da water ho?

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    (Nigger Hillary Supporter on Election Night)

    Hill dawg got this yo
    See! She done got da most votes!
    Da fuck just happened?

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    (Nigger Buck in a Hurry)

    Wut you wearin ho?
    Hit me up when you nekkid
    Ain't got time to waste

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    (Ghetto Roaches)

    Cockroach on my wall
    stands waiting with his homeboyz
    for insect drive bys

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    (Food Stamps)

    Food stamp lines slither
    as the hungry children wait
    for chitlin an' grits

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    (Weed)

    Fat azz blunt rolled tight
    urbanized inhalation
    peace comes in 3 hits

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    (Drive By)

    Rat-a-tat-tat-tat
    glass shatters and homegirls scream
    exterminated

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    (Homegirl)

    Lala had 3 kids
    before she turned twenty-one
    aged before her time

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    (Warrant)

    The cops came for you
    badges all flashing justice
    run you damn nigga

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    (Sunrise in Da Hood)

    Streets dressed in garbage
    Nigga smile at the debris
    it's beauty silent


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    "There goes your tip..." I'm bit confused but that's not a nigger attitude.

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    (hoopties)
    Nigger be cruisin
    in a hooptie rust bucket
    looks at muh Niggers

    (robbing)
    Nigger looting store
    hands up don't move you Nigger
    bang Nigger be dead

    (TNB & prisons)
    Rape Murder Rob Shit
    Niggers can't do as they're told
    Prisons Overflow

    (Gun control)
    Gun held sideways dumb
    pulls trigger twenty five times
    Misses the target

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