Catering Coon thinks it Owns the Road...

[GROIDSSUCK]

I was driving and starting to enter one of two left-turn lanes...I was in the right-most of the two lanes...

Then a catering van cuts in front of me, across my left turn lane and gets into the other left turn lane on my left side...basically cut across two lanes...

I look at the signage on the van, which looked faded or sun-bleached, the colors of the pictures looked faded yellow after too much sun exposure...the signage revealed that it was a Nigger-owned catering service specializing in Southern Cuisine "Just like your Mama used to Make" --- they apparently catered to parties and were "Funeral Repast Specialists"....

How did I know it was a nigger-owned business, you say? The van's signage prominently featured the face of the owner, which looked like a mugshot, really, of a nigger buck with corn row hair and a teardrop tattoo under one eye, wearing a chef's smock....

The driver was a sheboon, obviously in a hurry to get somewhere...

Only niggers would order catering like that...They probably have a special promotion that if you don't survive their cooking from their party catering, they'll handle the funeral catering, too....(Given that niggers are killing each other off in large numbers these days, they are probably busy catering to funerals)

[Groid Avoider]

Buck nigger in a chef's outfit makes the nigger as much of a chef as when a nigger wears a sweater makes that nigger Bill Cosby.

[Shooty McDindu]

Buck nigger in a chef's outfit makes the nigger as much of a chef as when a nigger wears a sweater makes that nigger Bill Cosby.

Or a nigger in a graduation photo wearing a cap and gown being portrayed as innocent and smart.

[Caucasian Ju-Ju]

Southern Cuisine

The only food on a Niggers food truck would be: Fried Chiggun, Skrimpz, Pigz Feets, Hog Moulaz, Greenez, Watty-Mellonz, Purple Drank, Mault-liqqu, dead mice and roach droppings.

I wonder if da nigger owner accepts EBT for payment?

[Groid Avoider]

Don't forget the sides, niggers. A nice salmonella gravy, some botulism dipping sauce, and baby backs dripping with trichonosis. And you do realize the niggers used those tongs to throw the dog shit over the fence that all the previous niggers stepped in, right?

[GROIDSSUCK]

The only food on a Niggers food truck would be: Fried Chiggun, Skrimpz, Pigz Feets, Hog Moulaz, Greenez, Watty-Mellonz, Purple Drank, Mault-liqqu, dead mice and roach droppings.

I wonder if da nigger owner accepts EBT for payment?

As I recall, the catering van had pictures of cornbread, fruit assortments, cakes, what looked like a platter of pulled pork or some kind of BBQ, a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket, etc...Not necessarily something a casual observer would instantly identify as "soul food" or "southern cuisine"....all the photos were sun-bleached, yellowed and faded, so the types of food were hard to see clearly...Strangely enough, I did not see a proper business name featured on the catering van, but there was a phone number...