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    Default The best toy Daddy ever brought home for the pup.

    A few years ago the wife and I were planning a Christmas party and wanted two stereo's for music in the whole house. I didn't want to buy another so we decided to rent one. Called the store and set up delivery for 6:00 on a weeknight. Traffic stinks in the DC area so we were 10 min late. Buckwheat ( a 6.5' nigger) is waiting in the truck and had an attitude. I told him to chill out and headed for the house. He said he needs to see where we're putting the equipment, I tell him sure but I need to let my puppy out first. He stops in his tracks and axes " you gots a dog?" I told him "yea she's a pup". Ok he's fine so I open the door and out of the dark blasts a 3 month old Doberman. She was jet black with her ears taped up with white tape and looking to play. Buckwheat screams O LAWDY JEBUS!! and turns to run. Well, he forgot about the waist high evergreen bush blocking his way to the truck. He slams head on into it and is now bent over assuming the classic prison position. Sasha sees this and thinks he wants to play so she's jumping up on his back giving him some love. Now he's screaming at the top of his lungs ( LAWDY!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!). The more he screams the more she wants to play. I think this is the funniest thing I've ever seen and start laughing my butt off. I finally drag her off of him and take her to the back yard. When I get back he's bent over trying to catch his breath and I'm still wiping tears from my eyes. He finally looks up and says " man when you gots a dobaman you don't tell people you gots a puppy you tell them you gots a dobaman!). I said sure, just go get the stereo. I ask him as he was leaving if anyone ever tried skipping out with the rental goods. He said " no, if they do the company sends him out to get it". Not that I would steal anything , but I told him " well you won't be coming back to my house caus l gots me a dobaman. 😂 Guess what. He didn't come back to get the stuff😝

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    I wish I had a Doberman right now, I grew up surrounded by them as my parents bred them for a while, so intelligent & loyal & every last one of them hates Niggers without having to be told to do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by De-Messiah View Post
    I wish I had a Doberman right now, I grew up surrounded by them as my parents bred them for a while, so intelligent & loyal & every last one of them hates Niggers without having to be told to do it.
    We've had 4 now and all have been great dogs. The best pets in my opinion. All niggermaniacs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by De-Messiah View Post
    every last one of them hates Niggers without having to be told to do it.
    That's the truth....had one growing up. Most loyal fun dog ever....until the garbage truck came. It would turn into Cujo at the sight of niggers.

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    Better be careful, he could roll the nigger lotto on you and sue you.
    If you think you can debate a racist and win or prove us wrong, click on the link below:

    http://niggermania.com/tom/niggerarg...umentstext.htm

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