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    Default Some Niggerish “Yo Mamma” Jokes....

    Niggers, in their usual insulting style of speech, developed the trash-talking “Yo Mamma”-style of comedic putdowns....below are a few samples that help shed some light on how niggers see themselves...




    Yo mama iz soooo Black,
    She sweats chocolate milk.

    Yo mama is so buck-toothed,
    she can eat corn on the cob through a fence.

    Yo mama is so fat,
    she ain't got a waistline, she's got a coastline.

    Yo mama's so fat …
    her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

    Yo mama's so fat …
    she deep-fries her toothpaste.

    Yo mama's so fat …
    when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

    Yo mama's so fat …
    when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.

    Yo mama has so many niglets...
    The Birth Certificate says “We the People”.

    Yo mama's so stupid …
    She put a peephole in a glass door.

    Yo mama is so dumb...
    she put on a coat to chew Winterfresh gum.

    Yo mama is so stupid....
    she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

    Yo mama's so poor …
    she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

    Yo mama is so poor...
    she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

    Yo mama is so poor...
    she put free samples on layaway.

    Yo momma so ugly....
    If ugly were bricks, yo mama would be a housing project.

    Yo momma so fat...
    she had her house built around her.

    Yo momma booty is so big...
    they use it for crowd control.

    Yo momma booty is so big...
    when she farts it look's like a jet engine starting up.

    Yo momma is so ugly...
    that she made an onion cry.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

    Yo mama is so fat and dumb...
    that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    That the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that even god can't lift her spirit.

    Yo mama is so fat
    ...that she gets group insurance.

    Yo mama so fat
    ...that her Polo shirt has a real horse on it.

    Yo mama so fat...
    when she sat on my iPad she made a flat screen tv!

    Yo mama so fat...
    ...her blood type is Nutella.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that she walked into the Gap — and filled it.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that when she was growing up she didn’t play with dolls, she played with midgets.

    Yo mama so fat and greasy...
    ...she uses bacon as a bandaid.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

    Yo momma so fat...
    she has to wear her pants backwards, because her front butt is bigger

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo Momma.”

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ....that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she’s standing on the corner, police drive by and yell, “Hey, break it up.”

    Yo mama is so fat...
    that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch-marks.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that she measures 36-24-36 — and the OTHER arm is just as big.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that she gets her toenails painted at Lucky’s Auto Body.

    Yo mama so fat...
    ...they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

    Yo mama is so fat...
    ...that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!



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    I can't help but notice the lack of "Yo Daddy" jokes. A nigger that (claims) to know its daddy is the biggest joke of all.
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    got some laughs out of me since theres a couple there I havent heard.

    spot on about the yo daddy jokes!

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    You mammy is so fat that when she sits in the bathtub the water level goes up in the toilet.

    You mammy is so black that when she gets out of the car the oil light comes on.

    Your mammy is so black that when she goes outside the streetlights come on.
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    The wife and I got plenty of laughs.

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    Yo mama's so fat she fell in da Grand Canyon and got stuck.

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    Yo mama so fat...
    ...her blood type is Nutella...

    This one almost made me spit my coffee out. Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deik View Post
    Yo mama so fat...
    ...her blood type is Nutella...

    This one almost made me spit my coffee out. Lol
    The other variation of that one is, “her blood type is Ragu”
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    Your mama so nigger...

    When she gets hongry, she eats her own niglets.

    When she orders a pizza, she robs the delivery driver and leaves the pizza.

    When she needs more money, she gets pregnant.

    She doesn't know the names of any of her baby daddys.

    She can't speak english, or ebonics. She has to make clicking noises.

    She deep fries her stillborn niglets and eats them.

    She has her own jenkem factory in her section ape apartment.

    She voted for Barack Obama.

    She hates herself.

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