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    Default Old Michael Jackson Joke...

    Michael Jackson likes Walmart because all Boys Pants are Half Off.

    (Oh, and some more):

    Michael Jackson wasn't the brightest guy. He thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service.

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson get fired from McDonalds?
    A: They caught him slipping 40-year-old meat into 9-year-old buns.

    Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
    A:Because there is twenty of them.

    Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
    A: Little Boy Blew.

    Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song?
    A: "And then he touched me"

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and Lorena Bobbit have in common?
    A: They both played with little wieners.

    Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
    A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

    Q: What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
    A: Foreplay.

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
    A: Both get turned on by kids!!!

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
    A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

    Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
    A: Michael Jackson's hand!

    Q: What's the worst stain to try and remove from little boy's underpants?
    A: Michael Jackson's makeup.

    Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Cub Scouts?
    A: He was up to two packs a day.

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    Did you know if you play Michael Jackson's Thriller backwards you can hear all the names of the children he molested, that's why it's 14 minutes long.

    Why did Michael Jackson wear a glove? So he didn't leave fingerprints on the kids.

    Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.

    The captain announced “We’re sinking! Everyone abandon ship!”

    Michael asked, “What about the children?”

    The captain replied, “Fuck the children!”

    Michael looked around eagerly and asked “Do we have time?”

    What do Michael Jackson & a Silver Medalist have in common? They both come in a little behind.
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    LOL. Good ones.

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    How did nigger MJ know when it was bedtime at Neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand.
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    That ugly nigger Michael Jackson is so disgusting and is such an overrated singer I am glad he died.

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    Was there a bounce castle at the funeral?

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