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Thread: A “Reverse COONtact” of the Airborne Kind....

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    Default A “Reverse COONtact” of the Airborne Kind....

    Well I had a coontact of sorts, but it actually worked out as a “Reverse-Coontact”.....

    I’m at the grocery store during my mid-afternoon break, taking my time going up and down the aisles....I hear a nigger sow and her squealy niglet in the next door aisle, ooking about something....

    Something I ate earlier the previous night wasn’t agreeing with me, so while I’m standing in the grocery aisle with my butt-cheeks clenched, walking like a penguin, I’m “battling the gases” so-to-speak, and by the sounds my belly was making, it was brewing up some pretty strong “butt belches” that were quickly working through my system, looking for a way out.

    So I get the bright idea to leave a “silent-but-deadly”, smelly airborne “forget me not” midway down the grocery aisle, for it to lie in wait for the sheboon to waddle up to it...there were no other humans in the nearby aisles except myself, and the nigger sow was coming around the endcap of the aisle to enter the Aisle I was in....So as quietly and quickly as I could, I “answered the call of the wild burrito” and moved on to the next aisle before my eyes watered up...

    My silent mission of mischief accomplished, I casually scooted my cart around to the neighboring aisle, and waited and listened intently to see what, if any, reaction would emit from the she-groid by the time she made it down halfway through the aisle to the spot where my trousers had trumpeted........

    And then....“Daym, Oh what the Fu.....Awwww Hell nahh...God-Damn did something DIE around here???!” The nigger obviously got a full whiff of my paint peeler....

    The ”lingering cloud” GOT her! (LOL)....I was smiling all the way to the checkout line!

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    I guess the jenkem the sow was brewing at home smells better than that?
    I doubt it.
    Listen, and understand. The nigger is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Or until the filthy bastard is incarcerated, whichever comes first.

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    Niggaboos don't deserve any gibs butt what was given, gnomesayin'?
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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    When she got home, her boo accused her of cheating on him with another buck.
    "The Negro is a wise and noble race who carries themselves with a quiet dignity", said no one, ever.

    One day niggers will only be found in museums and fossil beds.

    Give a hungry nigger a fish, you've fed him for a day;
    Let him starve to death and you can forget about him forever.

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    She was probably checking the shelves for jenkum.

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    Thank you, Groidssuck - I almost choked on my tuna!
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    Very nice sir. Gives new meaning to the term "free shit".



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    Ha Ha Ha, good one GS, however I'm surprised the boon didn't say, damn dat smell goot, smell like dey cookin' chittlerings!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChimpAcoon View Post
    Ha Ha Ha, good one GS, however I'm surprised the boon didn't say, damn dat smell goot, smell like dey cookin' chittlerings!
    Oh, Byuck!!!!!
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    Just be happy it didn't track you down using those gigantic nostrils of hers.

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