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    Talking Nigger chess

    In Nigger Chess there are two players, the Buck and the Sow. They should play on a 8*8 board.

    Here are the pieces:
    8 Pawnz
    2 Rookz
    2 Knightz
    2 Pastahz
    1 Kwan
    1 Kang

    Goal: Checkmate (or Muh Dikk/Muh Coochie) the Kang of the other side.

    Moves:
    All the standard chess moves apply. However there are special moves.

    1. Flying. Since niggers were flying gypshuns an shiet, all pieces could fly (move to any arbitrary square that isn't already occupied) until turn 10 when da ewil YT stole their supernatural abilities.

    2. Don't work. In Nigger Chess not moving is allowed because niggers are lazy.

    3. Muh Dikk/Muh Coochie. In Nigger Chess if any piece is adjacent to an enemy piece the enemy piece can be Muh Dikked/Muh Coochied. After the Muh Dikking/Muh Cooching the fucked piece changes its allegiance. If a Kang gets Muh Dikked/Muh Coochied it loses.

    4. Chimp out. Each piece can chimp out against any square adjacent to it. The consequence of the chimp out is that the square is destroyed. If any piece was on the square before the chimp out it gets killed. Over a destroyed square no Rookz shall ever pass or land unless it is flying.

    5. Dindu Nuffin. In Nigger Chess illegal moves that don't immediately remove the opposing Kang are allowed once per game cuz niggers Dindu Nuffin. If this is repeated then the po-po will send the player to NU (i.e. the player loses the game).
    Last edited by STEMRealist; 06-05-2018 at 02:11 AM.
    Facts are the worst enemies of niggers.

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    Does anyone actually want to play Nigger Chess? We can write a program to do that.
    Facts are the worst enemies of niggers.

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    'Nigger Battle Chess' could be interesting.



    Does nigger chess use the weapons from 'Clue' like 'Nigger Monopoly'?

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    Nigger chess won't be complete without moves that allow rape, murder, mayhem, stealing and drugs. The defense against such moves is dindu nuffin.


    Quit your bitchin' NIGGERS

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    Niggers and chess. Two words you normally wouldn't associate with each other. lol

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    The Kangs disappear about a third of the way through the game and are replaced by a piece called the 'Grand-Mammy'.

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    Every piece that survives past the first ten moves has to be prefaced with 'Ol" it as in "Ol' Kang" etc
    Q: What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?


    A: Neighbor


    http://niggermania.com/niggerjokes/

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