In order to mock niggers and retarded "theories" they invented, let's invent some fake nigger propaganda, the more ridiculous the better.
OK I will write the first one.
Niggers are the rightful rulers of the universe. Why? Because they were already there when the universe was formed. Niggers could travel at velocities above lightspeed and were immortal. One day nigger Shanaynay took a dump in space. From the dump the
Earth was formed on which humans evolved. One day an evil white physicist called Lucius Antonius travelled to Ferghana and detonated a bomb, causing the universe to behave erratically, erasing all the knowledge of niggers and causing them to fall into what is now South America. Then the niggers flew into Africa. Due to the evil white man Lucius Antonius the niggers lost all memories after arriving in Africa.