Fake nigger propaganda

[NiggersAlwaysSuck]

In order to mock niggers and retarded "theories" they invented, let's invent some fake nigger propaganda, the more ridiculous the better.

OK I will write the first one.

Niggers are the rightful rulers of the universe. Why? Because they were already there when the universe was formed. Niggers could travel at velocities above lightspeed and were immortal. One day nigger Shanaynay took a dump in space. From the dump the
Earth was formed on which humans evolved. One day an evil white physicist called Lucius Antonius travelled to Ferghana and detonated a bomb, causing the universe to behave erratically, erasing all the knowledge of niggers and causing them to fall into what is now South America. Then the niggers flew into Africa. Due to the evil white man Lucius Antonius the niggers lost all memories after arriving in Africa.

[jack2520]

That's a good story, mate.

[Benjamin Crump daTurd]

That's a good story, mate.

Sounds like something Farrakoon would say, lol.

[Stankassnignog]

Niggers will fall for that story, hook, line, and sinker.
Just like the big dumb rockfish they are.

[NiggersAlwaysSuck]

That's a good story, mate.

Thanks! I don't think this is more ridiculous than the Nation of Islam story though.

[Chimp Herder]

It is a known fact that niggers built and installed the moon, thousands of years ago in order to give light for hunting at night time and to stabilize the oceans. The light of the moon, and actually the sun as well, comes from the bright souls of all those innocent niggers who never did anything wrong, and were just about to turn their lives around, working on their aspiring rap careers, while waiting for college admissions, but were shot dead by evil police, when the nigger "Yoofs," were trying to make a few extra dollars rapping on a street corner.

[jack2520]

It is a known fact that niggers built and installed the moon, thousands of years ago in order to give light for hunting at night time and to stabilize the oceans. The light of the moon, and actually the sun as well, comes from the bright souls of all those innocent niggers who never did anything wrong, and were just about to turn their lives around, working on their aspiring rap careers, while waiting for college admissions, but were shot dead by evil police, when the nigger "Yoofs," were trying to make a few extra dollars rapping on a street corner.

In short, the sun shines ever more brightly when niggers are deleted; I like that!

[NiggersAlwaysSuck]

It is a known fact that niggers built and installed the moon, thousands of years ago in order to give light for hunting at night time and to stabilize the oceans. The light of the moon, and actually the sun as well, comes from the bright souls of all those innocent niggers who never did anything wrong, and were just about to turn their lives around, working on their aspiring rap careers, while waiting for college admissions, but were shot dead by evil police, when the nigger "Yoofs," were trying to make a few extra dollars rapping on a street corner.

LOL that's a good one!

[NiggersAlwaysSuck]

In the beginning there was nothing other than Nigger shaniqua. When nigger shaniqua breathed the Big Bang happened. Hence the entire universe is a creation of niggers and hence niggers own the entire universe.