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    I had a good laugh today. I started the day out as usual, in the break room catching up on any late night Niggermania posts. I was browsing through the hilarious "A few more pics for your enjoyment" thread when I decided to show some of the pictures to my coworker. I always had the feeling he was a closet niggermaniac but still these days you have to tread lightly. Soon after a few pics, he let me know exactly how he felt about niggers. I then got to the pic of the buck with his pants sagging down past its ass and the baboon next to it and it reminded him of a story he had to tell me. Last night he took his family to a local restaurant in town. While they were eating a couple of niggers came in and shuffled towards their table. His precious 2 1/2 year old daughter who has been to and loves the zoo in an excited voice says " mommy look monkeys! as they shuffled past. They turned and gave him the death stare as they sat there, waiting for them to correct their daughter. they did no such thing. Not getting their satisfaction and by the grace of God, they did not "chimp out", they continued to shuffle on past. I told him, " i think you may have a future niggermaniac in your family". He informed me, "we all are".
    Has anyone else had a similar experience with a young child? I have heard a few good stories over the years but this one i will always remember.

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    My father was an old time niggermaniac. My nephew, which is his grandson, must have picked up his opinion well as he was only five years old at the time of this coontact.

    One day they stopped at a local convenience store to get snacks. According to my father the youngster asked him if any niggers were in the store. He was told no so that he wouldn't be hesitant to go inside.

    Well, lo and behold, there is this big mammy sheboon and a few niglets milling around to which the young niggermaniac shrieked out loud, "Pawpaw, I thought you told me there weren't any coons in here."

    He laughed about that til the day he died.
    The nigger was a failed experiment.

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    My first "mentor" in the auto repair trade told me a story about his wife's embarrassment when she was in a store with their daughter. Not many jigaboo's around in 67. They're walking in the door and the little one pops up with "LOOK AT THE NIGGER MOMMY!" Bwahahahaha!
    "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckaboon View Post
    My first "mentor" in the auto repair trade told me a story about his wife's embarrassment when she was in a store with their daughter. Not many jigaboo's around in 67. They're walking in the door and the little one pops up with "LOOK AT THE NIGGER MOMMY!" Bwahahahaha!
    One time when my uncle was growing up (I wasn’t born yet, my father told me about this) he was in a store with his mother. He sees a nigger and he says “Hello, nigger”.
    It starts chimping out and yooz be disruhspekkfoo n sheeeit.
    He goes “What? Isn’t that what you are?”
    The nigger loses its mind and stomps away ooking and eeking
    I wish I could have been there to witness it lol

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    When I was a very young child, I called them "dark-skinned people".
    This was before anyone had explained to me what they are.
    At that time, I still did not know they even had a name for them.
    I remember one time being at the zoo with my parents and pointing
    out some of these "dark skinned people" to my dad, who promptly told
    me to shut up!

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    My daughter is 5 and I teach her well. We went to the park and there was trash everywhere. She goes " stupid niggers, don't they know what a trashcan is for". I had to laugh.
    Make America white again

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill brasky View Post
    They probably thought they were visiting their pappy in jail.
    Make America white again

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    After hearing me talk about the diet of niggers (grape soda, KFC and watermelon), my young daughter walked up to a nigger in the produce section of a grocery store and asked it how do they know which of the watermelons for sale are ripe.
    What has 4 legs and a black arm?
    A well trained police dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckaboon View Post
    My first "mentor" in the auto repair trade told me a story about his wife's embarrassment when she was in a store with their daughter. Not many jigaboo's around in 67. They're walking in the door and the little one pops up with "LOOK AT THE NIGGER MOMMY!" Bwahahahaha!
    My god, those times must have been euphoric. Now look where we are. Our forefathers would hang their head in shame.
    NigletPiglet, in dah hundred acrehood
    Uncle Ruckus: "Avoid conversation with the nigger, the nigger will lie, the nigger will make excuses, he will use words he don't really know."

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