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    Default Nigger Christmas Songs

    Am I the only one here who makes up my own words to Christmas songs?

    Here are some examples...

    Jingle Bells, Niggers Smell
    Most of them have AIDS
    They think they're entilted
    Ever Since We Freed The Slaves HEY

    Or

    On the fifth day of kwanzaa my homegirl gave to me...
    FIVE chicken wingssssssss

    Four blingy rims
    Three basketballs
    Two air jordans
    And a chicken in a watermelon treeeeeee

    Please feel free to add your own
    Niggers Ruin Everything

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    jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, there's a nigger cunt crapping in the hay, he's as black as sin, we all know where he's been, oh!!! jingle bells, jingle all the way!!! lol.

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    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa (We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa an' a cRappy New Year.

    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa an' a cRappy New Year.

    Good morning to you, you live in a Zoo;
    You smell like a monkey an' you look like one too.

    Oh, bring us a Niggy jenkum;
    Oh, bring us a Niggy jenkum;
    Oh, bring us a Niggy jenkum an' a cup of pru-no

    Good morning to you, you live in a Zoo;
    You smell like a monkey an' you look like one too.

    We'll chimp out if we don't get some;
    We'll chimp out if we don't get some;
    We'll chimp out if we don't get some,
    so bring it out here!

    Good morning to you, you live in a Zoo;
    You smell like a monkey an' you look like one too.

    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa an' a cRappy New Year.

    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa;
    We wish you a Niggy Kwanzaa an' a cRappy New Year.

    Good morning to you, you live in a Zoo;
    You smell like a monkey an' you look like one too.
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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    The Little Nigger Ape

    (to The Little Drummer Boy)

    Run, they told me, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Or niggers you will see, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    For brains they surely lack, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    And they are all on crack, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
    They are dumb as mud, dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Here they come!

    Stupid nigger, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    You are a jigaboo, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    I wish you were not near, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    So get on out of here, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Po-po comes for you, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Here they come!

    The police came soon, they're not very dumb,
    They cuffed and stuffed the nig, because it was scum,
    And hauled off to jail, to jail it would come,
    All things it does will fail, because it is dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Stupid jigaboo, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Go suck your thumb!
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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    I was singing along laughing my ass off!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bree1578 View Post
    I was singing along laughing my ass off!!
    Welcome to NM You might also enjoy this http://niggermania.net/forum/showthr...Before-Kwanzaa
    Niggers Ruin Everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack2520 View Post
    The Little Nigger Ape

    (to The Little Drummer Boy)

    Run, they told me, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Or niggers you will see, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    For brains they surely lack, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    And they are all on crack, they're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb
    They are dumb as mud, dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Here they come!

    Stupid nigger, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    You are a jigaboo, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    I wish you were not near, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    So get on out of here, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Po-po comes for you, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Here they come!

    The police came soon, they're not very dumb,
    They cuffed and stuffed the nig, because it was scum,
    And hauled off to jail, to jail it would come,
    All things it does will fail, because it is dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Stupid jigaboo, you're dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb,
    Go suck your thumb!
    "The Buffalo People (niggers) are talking apes"____Red Cloud, quoting Maimonides

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    On the 1st day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    1 box of Crack Cocaine!
    On the 2nd day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    2 Cadillacs!
    On the 3rd day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    3 Gold Bling-Blings!
    On the 4th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    4 Air Jordans!
    On the 5th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    5 Kool-Aid packs!
    On the 6th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    6 Basketballs!
    On the 7th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    7 caps busted!
    On the 8th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    8 niglets crying!
    On the 9th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    9 silver rims!
    On the 10th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    10 fucking pistols!
    On the 11th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    11 watermelons!
    On the 12th day of Kwanzaa muh homie gave to me...
    12 chicken wings!
    Last edited by Sambo Schwartza Schvoogie; 05-15-2019 at 10:12 AM.

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