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    Default Nigger wants to shovel my sidewalk

    Fortunately, this wasn't a direct coontact, but another one of those UGH, NIGGERS moment.

    Literally, only 5 minutes ago, I hear loud (and by loud, it seemed like it could have been some sort of emergency), so I quickly make it to the front door.

    Surprise, it's just one of those early teenage niggers. It ooks out that it will shovel my sidewalk for $10.

    Well, just a few of my reasons for declining:

    1. There is barely even a coating of snow on the sidewalk, I can still see the lines.
    2. The nigger was holding a spade shovel, not a snow shovel.
    3. It's supposed to be in the mid 30's- or about 2*C.
    4. $10 for a short sidewalk that I could do myself in 1 minute?
    5. Why the fuck isn't it in school?
    6. It must not know there is a thing called a doorbell.
    7. It's a nigger.
    8. It would have done a shitty job, or even nothing at all.

    Shoo fly, SHOO!

    Funny how when my sidewalk actually NEEDS shoveling and it's colder than Pluto out there, no magic snow shovel niggers to be found. Not that Id actually pay a nigger to shovel but I'll do it myself if my human neighbor doesn't beat me to it. We both own snow throwers and never charge one another.
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    Oooo Ooooo get a John Deere tractor with a plow to push snow & niggers off your property. We don't get snow here in central TX. Most don't even know what a snow shovel is.
    God I hate niggers

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    That nigger was probably casing your property. You'd better be on your toes for at least the next couple of weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CADpro View Post
    Oooo Ooooo get a John Deere tractor with a plow to push snow & niggers off your property. We don't get snow here in central TX. Most don't even know what a snow shovel is.
    There have been a few times I've actually had to hire a plow to clear my driveway. Thankfully the last time was in 2011 when Chicago got hit with over 20 inches. I remember the mounds were taller than the gutters on my garage. Wish I had a Deere then. I have a TORO blower that is older, but I take care of it and it had no problem doing our sidewalks. When I first moved here, Id sometimes just go ahead and do the whole block and I've been thanked and even been offered money afterward, although I wasn't actually expecting it.

    I stopped being the snow samaratan about 10 years ago since there are too many niggers on the block now. If I'm the first one out after a good snow, I typically do my neighbors walk as well. If he's the first one out he still does the whole block. I guess the niggers don't bother him as much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dindu Nuffin View Post
    That nigger was probably casing your property. You'd better be on your toes for at least the next couple of weeks.
    He'd have a hard time claiming he dindu since I have surveillance cameras and burglar alarm installed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dindu Nuffin View Post
    That nigger was probably casing your property. You'd better be on your toes for at least the next couple of weeks.
    This is exactly what I think any time a nigger comes to my door. I would suggest getting a Ring video doorbell so you can answer the door remotely without risking your life at the hands of a nigger.
    Niggers Ruin Everything

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    How many times is this story going to be posted on here?
    If you think you can debate a racist and win or prove us wrong, click on the link below:

    http://niggermania.com/tom/niggerarg...umentstext.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Shelly View Post
    How many times is this story going to be posted on here?
    Every time it snows LOL

    Maybe it's time for a new forum category...

    Niggerfuxation and TNB
    Coontacts
    Nigger Crimes
    Nigger Videos
    Niggers With Snow Shovels
    Niggers Ruin Everything

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    Quote Originally Posted by OokinSpook View Post
    Every time it snows LOL

    Maybe it's time for a new forum category...

    Niggerfuxation and TNB
    Coontacts
    Nigger Crimes
    Nigger Videos
    Niggers With Snow Shovels
    LOL.

    If this thread seems redundant, my apologies. I guess you would actually have to see it for yourself to truly see the different and often bizarre behavior nigger behavior every time it snows here. And yes, I have truly heard from a nigger complaining about how "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas" sounds raycis.
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