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    Default Nigger Jokes (some of these may be old)

    These are some of the all-time classics:

    What do you call a nigger who is carrying a TV from a Wal-Mart?
    Thief

    What do you call a white surrounded by 1000 niggers?
    Warden

    What do you call 100 dead niggers?
    A good start

    What do you call a nigger on a golf course?
    Caddy

    What is the most confusing day for niggers?
    Father's Day

    What does a nigger consider fine dining?
    KFC and Watermelon, with a side dish of crack

    Why do so many niggers run track in school?
    To train to outrun cops, later

    What is the most used public transportation for niggers?
    The back of a police car

    What are the white parts of a nigger?
    The palms, the soles, the teeth, and their Master

    Where do niggers call home?
    The jail cell

    How do you scare a nigger to death?
    Hand him a job application

    What's the biggest thing a nigger has?
    A criminal record

    What do you call a nigger having sex?
    Rape

    Why do niggers cry during sex?
    The Mace.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    Why don't sharks eat niggers?
    They think it's whale shit.

    Why don't niggers take aspirin?
    They refuse to pick the cotton out.

    What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
    Your bike.

    What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
    First grade.

    What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
    "Oh shit, I set WHO free?"

    How do you save a nigger from drowning?
    Why would you?

    Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
    Cats keep covering them up.

    How do you babysit a niglet?
    Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

    What is the difference between a hippo and a nigger?
    One is a beautiful work of God's creation, and the other is a nigger

    What's long and black and smells like shit?
    The welfare line.

    Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
    To teach their kids how to walk.

    How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
    You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

    What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
    The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

    Why are chimps always frowning?
    They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

    How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
    Roll a doughnut down the street.

    How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
    One if you spread him real thin.

    What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
    The defendant.

    Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
    To keep the flies off the chicken.

    Why does Oklahoma have tornadoes and Georgia have niggers?
    Oklahoma got to choose first

    Why do police dogs lick their ass?
    To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

    What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
    Feed a family of four.

    Why do niggers have flat noses?
    That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

    Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
    They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

    Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
    It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

    What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
    A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

    What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
    Batman can go out at night without Robin.

    What do you call a nigger in uniform?
    Chauffeur

    Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
    He kept waking up twice a week.

    What do you do if you run over a nigger?
    Reverse.

    Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
    To get all their stuff back.

    How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
    They're both niggers.

    Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
    Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.

    What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
    A Doberman Pinscher.

    What does a nigger call the 1st day of the month?
    Payday
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    You Might Be a Nigger If:

    You've been on Maury Povich more than once and still can't find the daddy

    You think a 'grill' is something you wear

    You have 6 kids from 8 different partners

    You thought Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown were innocent bystanders

    You don't have money to pay bills or child support, but have enough money to buy crack or bling

    You spent more time in jail, than you did in school

    The gold you wear weighs more than you do
    Last edited by Dave; 05-12-2019 at 09:18 PM.

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