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    Default Nigger Jokes (some of these may be old)

    These are some of the all-time classics:

    What do you call a nigger who is carrying a TV from a Wal-Mart?
    Thief

    What do you call a white surrounded by 1000 niggers?
    Warden

    What do you call 100 dead niggers?
    A good start

    What do you call a nigger on a golf course?
    Caddy

    What is the most confusing day for niggers?
    Father's Day

    What does a nigger consider fine dining?
    KFC and Watermelon, with a side dish of crack

    Why do so many niggers run track in school?
    To train to outrun cops, later

    What is the most used public transportation for niggers?
    The back of a police car

    What are the white parts of a nigger?
    The palms, the soles, the teeth, and their Master

    Where do niggers call home?
    The jail cell

    How do you scare a nigger to death?
    Hand him a job application

    What's the biggest thing a nigger has?
    A criminal record

    What do you call a nigger having sex?
    Rape

    Why do niggers cry during sex?
    The Mace.

    What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
    A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

    Why don't sharks eat niggers?
    They think it's whale shit.

    Why don't niggers take aspirin?
    They refuse to pick the cotton out.

    What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
    Your bike.

    What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
    First grade.

    What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
    "Oh shit, I set WHO free?"

    How do you save a nigger from drowning?
    Why would you?

    Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
    Cats keep covering them up.

    How do you babysit a niglet?
    Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

    What is the difference between a hippo and a nigger?
    One is a beautiful work of God's creation, and the other is a nigger

    What's long and black and smells like shit?
    The welfare line.

    Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
    To teach their kids how to walk.

    How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
    You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?

    What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
    The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.

    Why are chimps always frowning?
    They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.

    How do you start a foot race in Ethiopia?
    Roll a doughnut down the street.

    How many niggers does it take to pave a driveway?
    One if you spread him real thin.

    What do you call a nigger in a courtroom in a 3 piece suit?
    The defendant.

    Why don't nigger women wear panties to picnics?
    To keep the flies off the chicken.

    Why does Oklahoma have tornadoes and Georgia have niggers?
    Oklahoma got to choose first

    Why do police dogs lick their ass?
    To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.

    What can a pizza do that a nigger can't?
    Feed a family of four.

    Why do niggers have flat noses?
    That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

    Did you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots?
    They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending.

    Did you hear about the new Black Barbie?
    It comes with 12 kids, AIDS and a welfare check.

    What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
    A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.

    What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
    Batman can go out at night without Robin.

    What do you call a nigger in uniform?
    Chauffeur

    Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia?
    He kept waking up twice a week.

    What do you do if you run over a nigger?
    Reverse.

    Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales?
    To get all their stuff back.

    How come Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles can't read?
    They're both niggers.

    Why did so many nigger soldiers get killed in Vietnam?
    Every time someone yelled "Get down!" the niggers would jump up and start dancing.

    What's black and tan and looks good on a nigger?
    A Doberman Pinscher.

    What does a nigger call the 1st day of the month?
    Payday
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    You Might Be a Nigger If:

    You've been on Maury Povich more than once and still can't find the daddy

    You think a 'grill' is something you wear

    You have 6 kids from 8 different partners

    You thought Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown were innocent bystanders

    You don't have money to pay bills or child support, but have enough money to buy crack or bling

    You spent more time in jail, than you did in school

    The gold you wear weighs more than you do
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    Whats the difference between a letter and a nigger?
    You can return the letter to its sender.

    2 niggers are in the back of a car who is driving?
    The police

    How can a negress tell apart all 8 of its kids that are named tyrone?
    By their last names
    A leopard doesn't change his spots just because you bring him in from the jungle and try to housebreak him and turn him into a pet. He may learn to sheathe his claws in order to beg a few scraps off the dinner table, and you may teach him to be a beast of burden, but it doesn't pay to forget that he'll always be what he was born: a wild animal.

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    What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh?
    A bus full of black people going over a cliff.

    How does a black chick know if she’s pregnant?
    When she pulls out the tampon, and all the cotton is already picked.

    What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
    A member of Crimestoppers of America.

    Why don’t you see any slow black people?
    All the slow ones are in prison.

    Why don’t black people dream?
    The last one to have a dream got shot.

    Why don’t blacks celebrate thanksgiving?
    KFC isnt open on holidays.

    What are three things you can’t give a black person?
    A black eye, a fat lip and an education.

    What’s a black mans idea of foreplay?
    “Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”

    What do black people and apples share in common?
    Both look good hanging from trees!

    Why is Aspirin White?
    Cause It Works!

    How come there are only 2 pall bearers at a black persons funeral?
    Because there are only 2 handles on a trash can.

    What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
    A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

    How many black college students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    Only one, but he gets 6 credits for it.

    What do you call 50 black persons burried up to their necks in dirt?
    Afro-turf.

    Why did the black man cross the road?
    I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.

    What’s the difference between the Holy Grail and a black child’s daddy?
    You have a better chance of finding the Holy Grail

    What is the disadvantage of being black and a Jew?
    You have to sit at the back of the oven.

    What’s the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
    Neighbor.

    How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
    Hang one in your front yard!

    How do you starve a black man?
    Hide his welfare check under his work boots!

    What’s a black persons most scariest film to watch?
    Casper the ghost, it reminds them of 1864

    Why are black people so good at basketball?
    Because they can run, shoot and steal.

    How do you get your black runner to win a big race if you are a coach?
    Sprinkle some of Colonel Sanders special recipe at the finish line, they smell it from a mile away.

    What do you call the Ferguson riots.
    Rise of the apes.

    Why are black people moving to Detroit?
    They heard there were no jobs there.

    How is a broken gun and a nigger alike?
    Neither work and you can't fire it

    Why are most guns black?
    To remind you that they are dangerous.

    What do you have if you’ve got a black man up to his neck in cement?
    Not enough cement.

    What’s black, orange, and very pretty?
    A black person on fire.
    Working Together for a Nigger Free America

    'If I knew this is what I fought for in WW2, I would have cheered for Germany ' - Brian David Anderson - My grandfather

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    What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang?
    A boomerang comes back.

    Why do black people call each other 'brother'?
    Because they don't know who there father is.

    What's faster then a black kid running down the street with your tv?
    His brother with your Xbox.

    What do you call black people going to prison?
    A family reunion.

    Why are police cars black and white?
    To match the passengers, white up front blacks in the back.

    What do you call a Black Wizard?
    A Niggermancer

    What do you call 5 niggers hanging from a tree?
    A Mississippi wind chime.

    What do you call a nigger with an IQ of 15?
    Gifted
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    What holiday is most confusing for niggers?
    Fathers day
    A leopard doesn't change his spots just because you bring him in from the jungle and try to housebreak him and turn him into a pet. He may learn to sheathe his claws in order to beg a few scraps off the dinner table, and you may teach him to be a beast of burden, but it doesn't pay to forget that he'll always be what he was born: a wild animal.

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