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    Greetings all.

    After reading coontacts for a number of years, I finally could not stand it any longer and have to start contributing! Living in the south-eastern US, you can only imagine.

    Friday afternoon, I was walking around work and it was largely vacant due to the upcoming holiday. I notice a knuckle dragger walking into the building and like anyone who works in public service, we politely greet everyone because we need to keep our paychecks coming.

    So this spook looks at me like he was lost, but I think it was just the ape look, but I say to him “Good afternoon. How are you today?” In the same manner that I greet everyone who enters the building. Well, he just simply babbled a single word: “Todd.” I sort of look at him and instantly know where this is going. I’m thinking, either he’s so stupid he can only say his name or he is there looking for someone named Todd who he think will give him something for free.

    Then I questioned him again with “what was that,” and once again he babbled “Todd.” I’m now thinking, shit... I am one of the only people left here working on a Friday afternoon and I get stuck with this fucker. So I replied in a rather sharp tone “Todd who?” One again he babbled a single word “Todd.”

    This time I start to loose my cool which is rare for me at work... I have seen a lot of crap working in retail in Atlanta, so not much surprises a 25 yr veteran of that disaster area. I just look at him and say “Who the hell is Tood, we don’t have anyone named Todd who works here.” Two coworkers heard the commotion and come over and he yells at me “I Todd, I Todd”.

    Immediately one of the younger coworkers who appears to be much more fluent in nigger-babble than myself started laughing and looked at me and said “he is saying he’s tired.” Immediate I turned around and walked away and stuck him with this POS. Later on, I asked if he ever figured out what that spook wanted and he said that as best he could figure, he just wanted to sit in the lobby. They had to personally escorted him outside and pointed him toward the closest bus stop.

    Pissed me off at the time, but have enjoyed telling my wife “I Todd” the three times she has asked me about going shopping today.

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    Now that you've opened the gates, I expect a flood of contributions coming from the Apelanta nigger infested area.

    Glad to have you here with us, especially so close to my area.
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    Nigger must have thought the place was a Starbucks.

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    Ah'ze powful todd!
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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    I feel sorry that you have to bear with those subhuman retards running around causing crime and being submoronic nincompoops, but still, WELCOME TO NIGGERMANIA! We have a few rules. Bashing humans (eg. Jews, Muslims, LGBTs, Chinese), wiggers, mudsharks are not allowed and advocating violence against niggers is a serious offence; the nigger is violent, being violent is kinda emulating the nigger's behavior and its best we remain peaceful and civilized, unlike niggers who are stupid, uncivilized and violent. Don't post porn pics unless it is in the Nigger Mating section, no arguments, no political or religious posts unless niggers are involved (Louis Farrakhan said many mean things about Jews, Nigger mayor, Quantavious DeShawn embezzles $100000). For a more detailed look click here - http://niggermania.net/forum/showthr...ia-Forum-Rules

    We are all happy to welcome 1 more new niggermaniac to our website.

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    After the first request, the nigger had to re-Todd which says it all.
    "The Negro is a wise and noble race who carries themselves with a quiet dignity", said no one, ever.

    One day niggers will only be found in museums and fossil beds.

    Give a hungry nigger a fish, you've fed him for a day;
    Let him starve to death and you can forget about him forever.

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    If course it was tired, it's a long walk from the jungle.
    Nothing good will ever come from a nigger sow.

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    Niggers butcher the English language probably because the complexity of any human language is too much for the nigger brain to grasp. This is why they use ebonics and nigger slang to communicate.

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