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    This is from a few years back. I had a property for sale about an hour away from my office. House had been vandalized. Wireing was gone, hvac gone, plumbing destroyed. The roof leaked and the ceilings had collapsed from water damage. It was a 2000 square foot house on an acre lot. Priced at $7000.
    Demarius called because he saw the $7000 price on the internet. So help me, the first thing out of his mouth was, "So, iz diz houwz in pretty gud cundishun?"
    I couldn't help myself and busted out laughing over the phone.

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    I know a little bit about real estate, without knowing the area I would say the land value was not too terribly far from $7,000. Or maybe the land value was a few grand higher, but the new owner would have to demolish the house that the nigger thinks might be in pretty good condition n' sheet.

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    Whenever I hear a name like Demarius, I automatically assume I'm dealing with a cretin with an IQ of around 70 at best. Seven thousand dollars probably sounded like a huge sum to the stupid nigger, so of course it expects it to be a real nice place.
    Listen, and understand. The nigger is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead. Or until the filthy bastard is incarcerated, whichever comes first.

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    Interesting. So what finally happened with the property? Eas it in an infested area. Im assuming it was niggers that did that.
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    A real fixer upper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bofum View Post
    A real fixer upper.
    Yes. But only if there are no niggers to niggerise it.
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    The property did sell, but not to Demarius. Since it was some distance from me, I never went back to see what the new owner did with it. Two houses on the block were burn-outs. I don't recall seeing anything living anytime I visited the property, but I assume it was a nigger cove.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cr500af View Post
    This is from a few years back. I had a property for sale about an hour away from my office. House had been vandalized. Wireing was gone, hvac gone, plumbing destroyed. The roof leaked and the ceilings had collapsed from water damage. It was a 2000 square foot house on an acre lot. Priced at $7000.
    Demarius called because he saw the $7000 price on the internet. So help me, the first thing out of his mouth was, "So, iz diz houwz in pretty gud cundishun?"
    I couldn't help myself and busted out laughing over the phone.
    You probably could have honestly replied, “yes, house is ready to move in.”

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    I wish we had that sort of opportunity in the UK.

    ANYWHERE you have an acre of land with planning permission you have AT LEAST $250,000 worth of land - even if there is nothing but a rotted-out caravan on it. if the land is near a city, it's more likely to be worth WELL over $1,000,000.

    A CHEAP tiny house in a run-down estate with virtually no surrounding land at all (perhaps 20 foot x 10 foot garden) may still cost you over £100,000 / $130,000

    I would love to find places like that here (niggernests) and consider getting fellow investors to just buy pretty much everything in the area at that sort of price - and then we just wait. As the derelicts are bulldozed ready to be used as foundations for the next build, gradually the number of nigger nests get less and less - and the wide expanse of usable land increases.

    At SOME point in time, there will be a re-generation project - whether it's a nigger Mayor / president (God Forbid more niggers as Mayors or Presidents for you) or other nigger that wants to "tart up the town" . Then even if it is just a short period of time before niggers destroy everything again - there will be a "golden time" where you can build in an "up and coming area", and sell for a very tidy profit - while STILL keeping a large area of land for your own use in case you can get permission for ANOTHER set of houses later.

    I can totally understand wanting nothing to do with niggers at all - but I would have thought an acre plot just let out to "trailer park homes" would have brought in a lot more than $7000 every year.

    I guess we have very different planning rules and regs - but I absolutely love the price of building land you guys have over there. I doubt there is a single plot of land in the whole of the UK with planning permission that would go for less than £60,000 / $80,000 - and that would be a plot of land around 100 feet by 20 feet.

    Too many people here - removing the niggers would be a delightful (though sadly unrealistic) start.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bill brasky View Post
    You probably could have honestly replied, “yes, house is ready to move in.”
    I was going to make the exact same post ... but when I saw yours I just busted out laughing. Us NM's do tend to think alike.

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