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    A Niggermaniac entered a tavern and seeing no one present but the landlord and a nigger with a bloodshot pair of eyes, seated himself and entered into conversation with the nigger (named Sambo). Shortly he asked Sambo if it was dry. Sambo said it was. The Niggermaniac told Sambo to go to the bar and take some liquor at his expense. Nigger did go, and shortly left. Landlord says to the Niggermaniac :

    "Are you acquainted with that nigger?"
    "No, never saw it before; but why do you ask?"
    "I supposed so from your conversing with it and asking it to drink at your expense."
    "Oh," said the Niggermaniac, "I was only experimenting. The fact is I was dry myself, and I thought if your liquor did not kill the nigger, I would venture to take a drink myself."

    Landlord's curiosity was fully satisfied



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    I read that twice, I don't get it. Are you telling the joke right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marxist Lucifer Coon View Post
    I read that twice, I don't get it. Are you telling the joke right?
    The Niggermaniac uses the (freed) nigger as a food taster (to ensure the alcohol content of the liquor is below the lethal dose).

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    It still makes no sense. But, ok. Sounds like an old time joke. Aah, maybe a prohibition era joke. Alright, now I get it.

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