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    Those of you who’ve been through basic and AIT know what fireguard and CQ duty is. CQ duty is basically sitting at a desk for an hour or two, to answer the phone if it rings. I get paired with a nigger of course. I’m trying to freak this coon out by talking about squirrel meat and beaver tail. He says, and I shit you not, “mang, ah like frawed chiggum.” Took all I had not to burst out laughing.

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    I would have looked him dead in his yellowing eyes and said "Oogo blabba ook skree" and went back to staring straight ahead like nothing had happened.
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    No one can prove the ignorance of the nigger species more definitively than the nigger itself.

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    Oh, man. Squirrel and dumplings!! Oh no, and beaver tail. Those rank right up there with smoked zebra rump roast. Damn.

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