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    So the Mrs has been bitching about her car basically since she got it (15 Prius). I inherited it when my dad passed there was only $5,000 left to pay it off so that’s what I did (as opposed to have repo man come take it).
    So I started looking for something bigger for her. I found a nice Dodge Journey at a local dealership, of course they didn’t have a price on the window and didn’t have any real useful info on it either (motor size powertrain etc). Well as I’m “tire kicking” who should come out but a NAPA in the wild.

    It axes if I had any qwestions abouts dis ere ca.
    You bet... How many cylinders is it? Is it FWD or AWD? What the mileage, price and how much would you give me for my trade in. I was hoping this is enough to discourage it and make a human come out and help me but alas no, it was not meant to be.

    It slithered off to get the keys and came back. “Dis be hazin 6,000 miles on it, it beez a nice ca.”
    “Great what motor does it have and is it AWD?”
    -blank look- “It gots da v6 in it and it beez all wheel drive”
    “Perfect exactly what I’m looking for, how much and what will you give me for trade in?”
    “I gots to hab da shop guy get dat fo you”
    “Ok do that then, while we are waiting we can talk price”
    We go back into the dealership he give me the price, $25,000.
    “No... I’ll give you $22 that’s the highest I’ll go”
    -nigger babble and car dealership games ensues-
    Get it worked out to $22k and they’ll give me 11k on my Prius, not too bad IMO.

    Nigger is licking its chops and can taste the sweet sweet taste of a made sale. Mind you it’s been almost 3 hours at this point I’ve been there. So I say “When can I take it out for a test drive to make sure I like it and make sure no noises etc.
    “Oh you can do dat nows”

    I go out and get into the vehicle start it and go to take off... hmmm this seems a little weak for a V6... maybe it’s just because it’s a bigger vehicle that it don’t have as much umph as I think it should. I get out of site of the dealership and pull down a side road....I floor the bitch, no where near the power it should have and guess what.... only the front wheels spun. So now I know it’s not an AWD like the nigger said, so I pull over get out and pop the hood.... Tiny motor, only 4 wires... so it’s a 4cyl. This car was EXACTLY what I DIDNT want. So I’m gone maybe 5-10 min and come pulling back in.

    I asked it again “You said this is a V6 AWD right??”
    “Yeah it beez all dat”
    “Bullshit, it has no power, only the front wheels spun and there’s only 4 wires coming off the distributor you were trying to sell me a car that had nothing I wanted at the price for what I wanted, and you’ve wasted 3 hours of my time” (I say all of this loudly inside so others can hear it) “I’m not buying any car from you or this dealership now... give me my keys I’m leaving”

    Manager comes out and tries to rectify it, which I told him they blew their one chance to make an easy sale today thanks to him as I point at the nigger. He tried to offer it to me for much less I held my ground and refused anything they offered and just kept asking for my keys back.

    Once I got home I went online to try and find one near me. This is when I stumbled onto Carvana... HOLY SHIT!!! They had the EXACT car I wanted, with 3k miles on it, for $2000 less AND offered me $2k more for my trade in.... 20 min later I’m approved, and my new car will be delivered to me at home next week.

    I will never again set foot into another dealership it seems like out here all car salesmen are niggers and all dealerships try to fuck you over.

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    You broke that niggers heart. It was all set to "git dat paper" for the sale and after work go buy some crack, 40's and booty at da club. In fairness that nigger probably doesn't know the difference between 4 and 6 cylinders or 4wd and awd. It's the dealerships fault for hiring a feral ape and expecting it to represent the company honestly to the public.

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    Don't be lulled into a false sense of security if a nigger has been cleaned up and dressed like a human - NEVER do business with niggers! Dey be lyin' and sheeit about anything to get dey's crack cocaine money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Praaayzzeee da LAWD View Post
    I appreciate the sarcasm, but as a 57 year old guy, I can tell you plenty of far worse scams have been thrown at me by dealers, including the rolled-back odometer(back when that was physically done, with almost no way to detect it before diagnostic computers) trick, and rusted-out floorboards with cardboard under brand-new floormats..
    I give this as Judge Judy would say, "the preponderance of the evidence".. sounds legit to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Praaayzzeee da LAWD View Post
    Yeah I might have Sede a bit on the amount of time... but still nigger tryin g to tell me it had this and this when the car didn’t. And the 2k cheaper, because I added extended warranty for 2k to the other one so that balances out the price, but the 2k more for trade in not exaggerated.

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    Even before I was 20% through your story, I was going to reply I need to tell niggernest about Carvana. Glad you found it and it worked out.

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    Personally, I would never give a nigger my personal information. Even paying cash, at that amount, are obligatory bs laws that require disclosure about where you got the money. I’m sure this is a consequence of nigger drug dealers. Ol’ Jamal was licking his chops at an identity theft opportunity, plus commission on the sale. At any rate, sounds like it worked out for the best.

    I’m waiting anxiously for the day I can order a vehicle from an amazon style webstore, and have it show up at my door fresh from the factory. I don’t need a middle man.

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    I just went through the car buying experience two months ago. Things sure changed since I bought a new car back in 1995. I did my research, was prepared to negotiate, then found that many car dealers don't negotiate anymore on price. I thought it was a scam but it turns out to be true. They sticker price was quite decent from my research, but still I would have liked to haggle a bit just for shits and giggles.
    Anyway, at one point I had an appointment to do a test drive (yeah, I actually had to make an appointment to do that). I had a white sales man working with me through phone and text for about a week. When I went in, a nigger, with some fucked up foreign nigger accent comes up and tells me he will be working with me. I was polite but declined and said I spent too much time already working with another sales person and will come back when he's available. Turns out, he became available in a few minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chimp Herder View Post
    I had a white sales man working with me through phone and text for about a week. When I went in, a nigger, with some fucked up foreign nigger accent comes up and tells me he will be working with me. I was polite but declined and said I spent too much time already working with another sales person and will come back when he's available. Turns out, he became available in a few minutes.
    That's enough to suggest that niggers stealing sales in car sales is indeed really is a 'thing' and convinces me that the 'Swede Ya' Meter' previously bestowed on Niggernest is very likely invalid
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