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    Default Old Katrina Nigger Coontacts ICU Version

    So I recently posted basically for the first time, and y'all reminded me of some old ass coontacts, I mean I have dozens, from when I was a nurse. So if you're interested I'll post some.

    But the first that stands out is from during Katrina, at the time I was an ICU nurse at a kinda shitty Houston area hospital, and we inherited some New Orleans niggers. Now, if you're a nigger connoisseur, you know all niggers suck, but still there are degrees of nigger, and some are worse than others. Now I didn't know this. I grew up nigger free, and went to Houston for college and stayed. So I thought I knew niggers. Oh no friend, New Orleans niggers are not in check, they had much to teach me.

    So I inherit a Katrina nigger that basically is a big black vegetable, she's a granny that's been on a ventilator for months and doesn't even need sedation because she's gone. Easy, right????

    Except, I kid you not. TWENTY FUCKING TRASH ASS NIGGERS somehow show up with her, and wanna live in the waiting room ooking eeking and climbing the god damn walls like monkeys. Now normally we allow 2 visitors at a time, and have strict visiting hours. But oh no, we have to be compassionate in this situation!!!!

    So one of the reasons I worked nights is because, I like people, but not too much lol. So at like 10 pm, another nurse tells me, hey, Louisiana wants to talk to you. (It was great fun, cause all the other Katrina patients were either white, or had no family. So, Haha, enjoy. But I have a strong personality so that's why I got them. Anyway...) So here I trot out to the waiting room, with seating for 10 people.

    There are about 10 sows, about 4 bucks and untold niglets. So I walk up and say, "How can I help you."

    And the head sow (about 350 pounds) steps up and ooks, "Eh, my grand mommy auntie in der."

    Lol wut. So I'm like, "Yes, I can update you on her condition?" Lord help me, I thought all niggers were Houston niggers. No Lord Jesus.

    She says (literally, this is my recollection): "Bitch you can update me on where is our foods is at, cause y'all motherfuckers ain't fed us all day!!!"

    So I explain to her we don't feed family members, and in ICU we rarely feed patients so we have no spare food in the fridge, etc. And this sow says. I kid you not.

    "Bitch you a nurse. You can feed all us if n you wantz too You makin plenny money ri now off n our granny."

    So, as if first of all nurses don't get paid by the hour regardless and second, one sick old negress entitles 20 nigs to gibs. ��*♀️ But I tell her ma'am, you can talk to the social worker in the morning. Eeking and ooking, but all pointless, I start to leave. But just than a nigger buck, all gentle acting, says ma'am, can I talk to you... PRIVATELY?

    And I'm like. Sure? So we go in the hallway, and the buck says, "Hey miss, I'm really sorry about that. You know, they don't understand you jus have a job to do n you iz doin your bez."

    So I'm thinking, ok, a rational nigger, cool. And then. I swear to God y'all. He whips out his dick as if it's the most perfectly normal thing in the world, and says, "Hey. Does this shit look like syphilis to you??"

    ���� So I say "sir, I'm sorry, you are not my patient and this is totally inappropriate!!! If you need medical care you have to check in downstairs in the ER" ��*♀️

    And he says. I am so serious: "Maaang, I already wentz down there, n they wouldn't do nuffinz either. You know what it is, y'all raciss white bitches afraid of a black cock, an you don wanna help a black man, even tho my granny is dyin. You raciss as hell in Houston!"

    And that, my friends, age 25 or so, was my introduction to grades of nigger. These were not grade A certified
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    Please, write more of these. Medical coontacts are my favourite!!!

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    Oh Lord,you're in luck, i got thousands lol. I'll start posting them!!

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    Btw, I can't tell you how many times I bought a meal or a coke or gave part of my lunch or a cigarette to a patient's family member that really needed help. I even helped pay for a patient's burial once. So I have real compassion sometimes. I don't like whiners/excuses but sometimes it's a little human kindness/help whether monetary, spiritual or advice on procedures etc., that can make all the difference and cost nothing.
    But as for niggers????? Fuck em!!!!

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    Apelanta got more than our fair share of N.O. niggers after Katrina they drove around with expired tags for like 6 years. Nigger cops gave them a pass. And it looked like FEMA was gonna have to use dynamite to get the fucking apes out of those little free trailers. Once a nigger get's free housing you need a crow bar and the SWAT team to get them out. Those gap toothed salt water niggers never went back home.
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    Here, I fixed it for you...


    Quote Originally Posted by apeartheid View Post
    ���� So I say "sir, I'm sorry, Im not a veterinarian and this is totally inappropriate!!! If you need medical care you have to check in at the local zoo��*♀️

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    Tell the buck that his dick is infected with muhdikitis and it needs to be amputated right now or he'll die painfully.

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