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    Not sure if this has already been posted here or not (honestly, I didn't bother to check)-anyways-here it goes:

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    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked "How did the human race start"? Sarah Palin answered "God made Adam and Eve, they had children, and so was all mankind made". Two days later, the girl wrote Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved".

    The girl, quite confused, went to her father and said "How is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys"? The father replied " Well dear, it's very simple, Sarah told you about her ancestors, and Michelle told you about her's".
    "Well it's hard to work for a dollar a week
    and the Ku Klux Klan is bigger
    so take the sheets of of your bed
    and let's go hang a nigger"-David Allan Coe :hangingnigger:

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    That's pretty good, but Michelle's monkey ancestor's are only a couple hundred years dead. And they were eaten by niggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jatkinskc View Post
    Not sure if this has already been posted here or not (honestly, I didn't bother to check)-anyways-here it goes:

    Where it all began
    A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked "How did the human race start"? Sarah Palin answered "God made Adam and Eve, they had children, and so was all mankind made". Two days later, the girl wrote Michelle Obama and asked the same question. Michelle Obama answered "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved".

    The girl, quite confused, went to her father and said "How is it possible that Sarah Palin told me the human race was created by God, and Michelle Obama said they evolved from monkeys"? The father replied " Well dear, it's very simple, Sarah told you about her ancestors, and Michelle told you about her's".
    Evolved? they still look like monkeys to me! especially michelle obongo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by northernmaine View Post
    Evolved? they still look like monkeys to me! especially michelle obongo.
    True, both her and her nigger husband!
    "Well it's hard to work for a dollar a week
    and the Ku Klux Klan is bigger
    so take the sheets of of your bed
    and let's go hang a nigger"-David Allan Coe :hangingnigger:

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    Niggers are proof that evolution exists ... they're on the return trip.

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    Ya, the nigger is only at the stage of picking undigested corn from cow shit to eat.
    If I took a shit, it would look like Tayvon

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    Default i believe this is a true story :)

    i think my avatar speaks for me...

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    Had a little fun with it at the nigger's expense.

    Which means that the average nigger is a borderline retard and it also means that half of the niggers are more retarded than that! Bill Hicks

    Vices the most notorious seem to be the portion of this unhappy [negro] race: idleness, treachery, revenge, cruelty, impudence, stealing, lying, profanity, debauchery, nastiness and intemperance, are said to have extinguished the principles of natural law, and to have silenced the reproofs of conscience.Encyclopedia 1798.

    De Oppresso Liber

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    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA Best Joke ive heard in a long time. God Bless you! Thanks

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