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    Default Medical Coontact: White Nurse in Between Nigger Charge and Indian Doc

    Some of my most memorable coontacts in my mind didn't deal with nigger patients (who anyone EXPECTS to be fucktarded) but with nigger nurses (who I now realize are still just niggers). So a lot of my stories are about them.

    So in one of my incarnations I was an agency nurse, and worked at just about every hospital in Houston, some awesome, some ghetto, some in between (this was before the economy collapsed under Obama, and I could literally work seven 12 hour shifts a week at $45/hr if I wanted).

    Well of course, it's super common for the charge nurse to be a negress, because diversity!!, but in average ICUs the charge nurse doesn't matter anyway cause we're the best of the best. But this one particular hospital had literally the dumbest AND most arrogant nigger bitch of them all, I mean she was sooooo fucking stupid I do NOT know how she passed the licensing exam, AND you couldn't tell this bitch NOTHIN, cause I is the CHARGE NURSE!!!

    So I was working nights a lot in "her" ICU, it was actually a fine hospital with very competent nurses, except her, which ironically is why she was in charge. And man, she HATED me.

    So one night I have a patient with diabetes insipidus. Now the average layperson wouldn't know this, but what the average person thinks of as diabetes is actually "diabetes mellitus," which is Greek for "a lot of honey pee" due to the tendency pour glucose-y urine in large amounts.

    Well, diabetes insipidus means "a lot of siphoned pee" and is caused by a deficiency of vasopressin, which causes you to suddenly dump urine and can jack up your sodium levels and kill you fast. It literally has nothing to do with blood sugar/glucose/insulin, and everything to do with sodium/fluid intake/blood pressure/androgen administration. In fact in nursing school they told us jokingly don't mix them up and check blood sugar instead of sodium or give insulin instead of vasopressin and look like a noob!!

    Well, nigger charge nurse goes to make her nightly report rounds at like 3 am and asks me what the patient's blood sugar is and what their hourly insulin rate is. ��������

    And I'm trying to be diplomatic like, oh, no, you've misheard, she has diabetes insipidus, NOT diabetes mellitus, so...

    And before I can say anything else, this bitch all but screams, I DON'T CARE WHAT KIND OF DIABETES IT IS YOU HAVE TO BE CHECKING BLOOD SUGAR AND GET AN INSULIN PROTOCOL!!!! THIS IS WHY AGENCY NURSES SHOULDN'T BE IN ICU!!!!!!!

    She then tells me to CALL THE DOCTOR, RIGHT NOW!!! to fix this. Now Niggermaniacs, you may not be medical experts, but WOULDN'T you assume the doctor (an Indian dude with an excellent reputation) PROBABLY knew what he was doing??! Well nope, not if you're a nigger! Well y'all, doctors do NOT like being woken up at 3 am to find out the nurse is a retard, so I said, No. I won't call him. If it means that much to you, YOU call him.

    And y'all, she DOES. Pages him, and is telling me I'll never work her unit again after this, etc, etc. And about 5 minutes later he calls back. She answers the phone triumphantly! She explains to him what is going on, how this patient is being neglected!!

    She goes pale. She hands me the phone. I take it, "Yes sir, doctor Patel?"

    This doctor, normally the sweetest guy you will meet says, "Are you this patient's nurse??"
    "Yes sir!"
    "So why is this dumb bitch calling me and who is she?!"
    "I'm sorry sir, she's the charge nurse, and she called you because she doesn't understand the diagnosis is not DM and I refused to bother you about it."
    I swear to God y'all. He says, "Are you talking about that old black lady??" Looking at her trying not to lose it, "Yes sir."
    And he says, "Tell that dumb bitch never to call me directly again, next time she has a dispute with a nurse she can go to the house supervisor!!! Jesus FUCKING CHRIST!!!!"

    After that y'all, she never took report from me directly again. She had me write it down for her 1����
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    I cant stand the know it all blacks. The ones who got lucky and niggered their way to the top, not through hard work, but by being ape-affimative. They are so arrogant they think they know everything. I swear everyone knows they act this way but dont cross the red line of calling them a stupid nigger. Medical care is very important and to have a nigger in charge of the whole show is negligent on part of the hospital

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    Yep and the thing is, humans are not like this. When I became permanent charge of a unit yes, I got a bit full of myself, but I remember a specific incident when a new nurse (about a year) started to argue with me, then said never mind, you have more experience let me shut up.
    Now probably not due to any virtue on my part, but rather to her humility, I said, no, speak up. Yes I have more experience but new grads know the latest research.

    Sure enough she told me a new technique I'd never heard of that saved the patient!!

    But a nigger would NEVER do that. It's 100% ego driven. A nigger wouldn't be open as the person in charge, nor humble enough as the noob to help out. They're ALWAYS a liability, NEVER an asset

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    Damn worthless niggers
    You likes my new avatar? Its my girl Shaneequa.

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    WOW !!! I am glad the doctor already know about the nigger "charge nurse."

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    I do NOT know how she passed the licensing exam ...
    Either some human took the test for it OR they gave it a passing grade when it didn't really pass in the name of DIE-VERSE-SHITTY. Doesn't everyone know that diversity is far more important than competence ... especially in the medical field where lives are at stake?

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    That was a very funny and entertaining post, thank you apeartheid. It's a shame that nigger doesn't get reported for sheer stupidity, lose it's credentials, and get fired. Nigger charge nurse is a human's death waiting to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greyjacket1861 View Post
    I cant stand the know it all blacks. The ones who got lucky and niggered their way to the top, not through hard work, but by being ape-affimative. They are so arrogant they think they know everything. I swear everyone knows they act this way but dont cross the red line of calling them a stupid nigger. Medical care is very important and to have a nigger in charge of the whole show is negligent on part of the hospital
    We don’t use the “B” word here.

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    Humans know how to work together to achieve a goal. A niggers goal is always to make itself feel "portant n sheeit". Whether it's ooking at humans or driving a Cadillac hooptie it will never pay for, it's goal is always the same
    Nothing good will ever come from a nigger sow.

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    I have never see a DI. It has to be kind of rare. The nigress should have known what it is. She sounds dangerous.

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    Amazing how niggers never get fired for incompetency.

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