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    I went to the local junkyard today to gather some parts for my old work car. Itís one of those you take the parts off yourself places. I was after a transmission and some other miscellaneous pieces. I was loaded for bear equipment-wise, but have everything packed into a small toolbox, and a five gallon bucket. I put a lot of time and effort in planning this task.

    Well Iím hoisting the engine/transmission out of the car, when nigger #1 comes walking by and tries to make small talk about how impressive the gantry crane is that the yard provides. Yeah, whatever. I never lose sight of this scumbag. I knew it had been wandering around with another nigger earlier, and made a mental note at that time. I figured it wanted to see what equipment I had and if it could steal any of it.

    I have the drivetrain on the ground a little while later, removing the transmission, and nigger #2 stinks up the area walking over, and asks ďHey maing, can I borrow a pair of pliers?Ē

    Now mind you, i have enough equipment stowed to disassemble the entire car if want, and thatís not an exaggeration. This idiot was trying to remove a headlight from some other vehicle, and didnít think it would be necessary to bring basic pliers?

    I gave it my best disgusted look, and told it firmly, ďI donít lend tools.Ē Itís jovial shucking and jiving demeanor vanished as it looked at me like it couldnít believe I told it no. It paused like I was going to change my mind, but I just went back to my work at hand and acted like it didnít exist.

    I kept it and itís shit colored partner in sight the remainder of the time I was there, which fortunately wasnít very long. I fully expected a chimp out, but thankfully it didnít happen.

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    Niggers don't understand the concept of ownership and think everything they see is fit for them to use. It doesn't matter if it's something simple like pliers that are inexpensive. Sure, it would be easy to lend, but that's not the point. It's the audacity of the nigger to come unprepared and think everyone else will be there to lend a helping hand or paw.

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    You would have never got your pliers back. Good job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheyStink View Post
    You would have never got your pliers back. Good job.
    Agreed. Well done, never lend a filthy nigger a hand at anything. They will exploit your kindness.
    ďMelanzanas, they stink!Ē

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    If a nigger hasn't got his own pliers, it surely doesn't know how to use them anyway
    "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian." Henry Ford

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