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    Angry turbotax

    tnb has invaded turbo tax.
    wtf there plastered all over their ads.

    i signed into my account today and am looking at some creepy picture of a sheeboon trying to sell me some live agents feature.

    even on the homepage they've invaded.

    did target take them over or something?

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    Boy you're not just a kidding

    https://turbotax.intuit.com/lp/ppc/4...B&gclsrc=aw.ds

    Get your
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    Itís never been easier, or faster,
    to get your taxes done right.
    That smiling sow promises you a $3,200 refund. Moron .... other than rich uppity affleets and such, how many niggers even realize you have to have paid something in ... to get something out

    HOLLY CRAP .. I use H&R Block deluxe and just checked ... so guess who's there to greet me ???

    https://www.hrblock.com/lp/choose-bl...8aArgrEALw_wcB

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    That shit cracks me up. I'm a CPA, been one for essentially exactly 30 years. Guess how many nigger CPAs I've met? Zero. The idea of trusting anything more than picking cotton to a nigger makes me laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NigorMortis View Post
    That shit cracks me up. I'm a CPA, been one for essentially exactly 30 years. Guess how many nigger CPAs I've met? Zero. The idea of trusting anything more than picking cotton to a nigger makes me laugh.
    I wouldn't be surprised if the pc bullsh*t creeps into the CPA exam and dums in down claiming the exam 'be discriminatin'. can you imagine one of those apes preparing a set of financial statements?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NigorMortis View Post
    That shit cracks me up. I'm a CPA, been one for essentially exactly 30 years. Guess how many nigger CPAs I've met? Zero. The idea of trusting anything more than picking cotton to a nigger makes me laugh.
    A good CPA is worth his weight in gold.
    If you think you can debate a racist and win or prove us wrong, click on the link below:

    http://niggermania.com/tom/niggerarg...umentstext.htm

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodoldrebel View Post
    I wouldn't be surprised if the pc bullsh*t creeps into the CPA exam and dums in down claiming the exam 'be discriminatin'. can you imagine one of those apes preparing a set of financial statements?
    It's already happening. When I took the exam it was given 2x per year, at a big convention center. No calculators, just pencil and paper. Allowed to bring a clear plastic bag with apples, bananas, etc. for those who would need a snack to tide them over. Proctors walking all over the place, they would stand behind you for probably 30 seconds then move onto the next guy. Get up to take a piss, the restroom has proctors standing there. Now the exam is given monthly I think, calculators are allowed, you name it. And I know that all of the big firms are tripping over themselves to hire niggers. So far everyone on the audit teams that get sent out by our auditors have been human. If I get some nigger shucking n' jivin' into my office to tawk 'bout how things be goin' n' sheet n' lemme aks u some kweshins bout da bidness n' sheet I'm out. I'm not going to adapt to a world with nigger accountants.
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    I switched over to Turbo Tax last year from other software, that wasn’t handling my investment info properly, and liked it. Why they need to niggerize themselves to advertise it is beyond me. It’s not like niggers are contributing anything into the system even close to what they take out. And really, why not an Asian face? That would inspire more confidence in folks, rather than a nog, what with their supposed acumen in math and such.
    THE NEGRO NEVER FAILS TO DISAPPOINT

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    Quote Originally Posted by NigorMortis View Post
    That shit cracks me up. I'm a CPA, been one for essentially exactly 30 years. Guess how many nigger CPAs I've met? Zero. The idea of trusting anything more than picking cotton to a nigger makes me laugh.
    Hilarious. I'm a retired CPA as well and it's funny that just yesterday, I advised a fellow member to look into joining our profession because it is nigger free (or at least until I retired).

    Go here and note what I stated at post #10:
    http://niggermania.net/forum/showthr...t=#post1051090
    where I said in part:
    Your profession could and should be:
    Certified Public Accountant (CPA)
    It's a fantastic nigger free profession ......
    Even the secretaries/adim assistants must have very high IQ's due to the nature of the incoming calls. Thus ... no AA niggers even answering the phone.
    But eh oh ...... Looks like I'm getting some sad sad news

    Quote Originally Posted by NigorMortis View Post
    It's already happening. When I took the exam it was given 2x per year, at a big convention center. No calculators, just pencil and paper. Allowed to bring a clear plastic bag with apples, bananas, etc. for those who would need a snack to tide them over. Proctors walking all over the place, they would stand behind you for probably 30 seconds then move onto the next guy. Get up to take a piss, the restroom is has proctors standing there. Now the exam is given monthly I think, calculators are allowed, you name it. And I know that all of the big firms are tripping over themselves to hire niggers. So far everyone on the audit teams that get sent out by our auditors have been human. If I get some nigger shucking n' jivin' into my office to tawk 'bout how things be goin' n' sheet n' lemme aks u some kweshins bout da bidness n' sheet I'm out. I'm not going to adapt to a world with nigger accountants.
    OK ... Now, for a good "prediction" ... turn the clock back to about 1976 when I was age 28 and I worked for one of the "Big Eight" CPA firms in Kansas City. I had the good fortune of having lunch alone with the Partner in Charge of the entire 10,000 employee firm when he was visiting from another city. Low and behold, the subject of ape-firmative akshun came up when it was "just getting started" in many professions. He said to me "they're more like monkeys than humans" ... we've already tried a pilot program with their "best and brightest" and they fall flat on their faces. They're un-coachable and unteachable and they simply can't learn anything. You'll never see them in our profession.

    Well ... if NigorMortis is right, I guess humans should never say never when it comes to nigger coddling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeeShawn View Post

    Well ... if NigorMortis is right, I guess humans should never say never when it comes to nigger coddling.
    Here's the good news. No amount of "outreach" can change the simple fact that the profession is still difficult, requiring a lot of hard work, study, etc. and niggers can't overcome that simple reality. So the firms are still largely chasing unicorns looking for nigger accountants and they hit their diversity quotas in other ways, like hiring hispanics, women, etc..

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    darker than blue steaming piles of dog sh*t rendering an opinion on financial statements is just bizarre and will certainly have a deleterious impact on the stock market once confidence and reliabilty is lost.

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