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    Default Nigger Jokes

    How do you baby sit a nigger kid?
    Put velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump

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    Q: What's half black, half white and everyone loves them?
    A: Penguins!

    Q: What's half black, half white and everyone hates them?
    A: Mulattoes!
    Last edited by YT Rules; 02-21-2020 at 06:05 PM.

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    Why do they put cotton balls inside medicine bottles?

    -To remind niggers that before they were drug pushers, they were cotton-pickers.

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    I want to paint my computer black so it will run faster, but it'll probably just quit working.

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    Why do niggers have slanted eyes?

    Get into blackface, put your palms to your temples, pull back and say "oh noes! Not mo' cotton pickin' fo de massa, t'day!"
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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    Why is shit better than a nigger?

    Because shit eventually turns white and stops smelling.

    Why do niggers have flat noses?

    That's where God put his foot when he yanked their tails off.

    Why wasn't there a black family on The Flintstones?

    They were still monkeys back in that time period.

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    What happened when a niggaboo looked up it's fambly tree?

    A chimpanzee told it to begone.
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMattock View Post
    I want to paint my computer black so it will run faster, but it'll probably just quit working.
    Not if you put the computer in chains and know your whip, that is.
    Pizza for humans, dirt pizza for nigger animals.

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