Malarca in "The Buffet Line"

[Bwana]

I and other co-workers had to go to an all day seminar last week. Several of them are amused by monkeyshines, but I wouldn't go so far as to call them niggermaniacs.
Anyway, the central character of this coontact was a monstrously obese she-boon by the name of "Malarca," and that was funny enough for us because in Irish malarky means bulldink or baloney.
At the lunch break we all got on the buffet line and suddenly the line stopped dead. Time goes on and we're all standing there like fools holding our plates when suddenly from the back of the line we hear Malarca scream out, "Move yo' ass muthafukka! Stopz doin' dat sheit! Dat sheit beez rood!!
What happened was that another she-boon had parked itself in front of the macaroni and cheese and was using a ladle and a serving fork to pull off the entire top of the mac casserole: In other words it was strip mining the crunchy part and leaving behind the soggy part.
"Ah will eatz whatever the fuck ah choozez, n' ain' nobody gunna' tell mee howz ta eat! N' ifn yo' duzn't likes dat, yo' kin kiss mah bl@ck ba hine!!" Is what the Negro azul she-boon replied.
Malarca advanced holding a notebook in a threatening manner and the casserole coon went into defensive position holding the ladle and fork. It looked like a titanic struggle between a rhino and an elephant was about to begin, but security rushed in and restored order.
:bobblesmilie:

[Kraken]

it was strip mining the crunchy part and leaving behind the soggy part

I am surprised it wasn't using it's paws to defile the food.

[The Bobster]

"Ah will eatz whatever the fuck ah choozez, n' ain' nobody gunna' tell mee howz ta eat! N' ifn yo' duzn't likes dat, yo' kin kiss mah bl@ck ba hine!!" Is what the spanish she-boon replied.

Amazing how even spiggers will go baseline nigger when the situation warrants it.

[BongoLippedBubbleButt]

Niggers!

it shoud be no surprise that they behave like this.

Would you expect a rabid wild animal to show any ettiquette? than why does it surprise you when a nigger does the same thing?


They are niggers! not human beings!

[Levitra_Beefshank]

That creature is NOT Spanish.
Spain. A country in Europe with breathtaking scenery and a history of a huge empire. It is for this reason that Spanish is the language of many third world crapholes all over the earth.
A country that is notable for their exceptional art and architecture. A country that takes great pride in their delicate and exquisite cuisine.

Picasso and Gaudi were Spanish. Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, et al are not Spanish. They would be Hispanic, which is a linguistic group. They speak a form of Spanish that is pretty much the Ebonics of the language. They do NOT hail from the country in Europe.

[Horatius]

... Malarca advanced holding a notebook in a threatening manner and the puertorican went into defensive position holding the ladle and fork. It looked like a titanic struggle between a rhino and an elephant was about to begin, but security rushed in and restored order.
:bobblesmilie:

LOL!!! I'm busting a gut!

[AtlantaWhiteGuy]

Nigress sheboons will sacrifice anything, even their babydaddy's baby, in an effort to act feral and nasty when food is the topic at hand. It's like feeding time at the zoo.

:bobblesmilie:

[Pork]

You could have separated them by using a pork chop on a string.........it always worked for me.

[Italian_Latino_Warrior]

That creature is NOT Spanish.
Spain. A country in Europe with breathtaking scenery and a history of a huge empire. It is for this reason that Spanish is the language of many third world crapholes all over the earth.
A country that is notable for their exceptional art and architecture. A country that takes great pride in their delicate and exquisite cuisine.

Picasso and Gaudi were Spanish. Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, et al are not Spanish. They would be Hispanic, which is a linguistic group. They speak a form of Spanish that is pretty much the Ebonics of the language. They do NOT hail from the country in Europe.

Quite right, friend! I just hate when somebody mistakes a south american nigger with a Spanish or an Italian!!!

[Bwana]

Levitra_Beefshank: That creature is NOT Spanish.
Spain. A country in Europe with breathtaking scenery and a history of a huge empire. It is for this reason that Spanish is the language of many third world crapholes all over the earth.
A country that is notable for their exceptional art and architecture. A country that takes great pride in their delicate and exquisite cuisine.

Picasso and Gaudi were Spanish. Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, et al are not Spanish. They would be Hispanic, which is a linguistic group. They speak a form of Spanish that is pretty much the Ebonics of the language. They do NOT hail from the country in Europe.

Levitra, thanks for the history and social studies lesson, but I don't need it. Porque yo intiendo el espanol y he vistado a Espana, yo se la diferencia entre espanoles y las criaturas de las Americas.
Para sus informaciones:
1) Picasso very proudly proclaimed himself part negro.
2) Gaudi would be very surprised to be described as a Spaniard, as he was a Catalan.
3) Mexicans, spiggers, Dominicans etc in the USA commonly and incorrectly call themselves "spanish." They are, by and large, mulattoes and mestizos.
4) The term Hispanic, in the purest sense, would indicate a connection to Hispania, the Latin word for the Iberian peninsula: Spain and Portugal. Hispanic has come to be used as the collective term for "speakers of spanish," but is imprecise because many of these wetbacks speak creole, Injun languages, and even English.
>Levitra, adios mofo!