High School coontact! Was in fear for my future

[Nigerian_Jones]

Short but sweet!


I remember in highschool,I got BIT by a nigger bitch, Yes she took a chomp at me, I forget the reason. I got quickly got to the nurse and was pouring alcohol on it and then got a rag and then soaked it in it and kept it there for 30 mins. didn't break the skin lucky enough, still pissed me off, so I told an administrator, and shenekqua got written up hehe. wnedsmilie:

I was scared that next full moon that I would turn into a werenigger and turn black as night and go around stealing my friend's TV's, and rape innocent humans. If that was the case, my future would be ruined! To be safe I had my little brother chain me up next full moon,I didn't turn black and I didn't start singing so I knew she wasn't a carrier

Nothing worse than becoming the thing that I bash. "Gimmie dat TV or Iz bes shootin dat white ass!"

[Spookhunter]

If you had bitten her, (and I can't imagine why you would), CNN would be running your story, crying about "rassizm" every "Nigger Non-History Munff".

[UncleTom]

You are lucky you didn't get rabies, hepatitis, or swine flu.

[Stomper356]

She was probobly tripping out on some drugs and thought you were a giant Watermelon.

[DisturbedAngel]

She must have thought you were KFC "chikkin wang".

[BoonBuster]

Holy shit, I had almost the exact same damn thing happen to me except it was kindergarten. Nigger bit me on my upper arm and DID draw blood. When I tried to tell the teacher, who was talking to another teacher at the time, she told me I was interrupting and being rude. I got home and told my parents and my dad was furious! He took me to school the next morning (didn't have to ride the cheese wagon that day), called the teacher out in the hallway, told her what had happened and the one quote I remember was "I ain't puttin' up with that shit!". Mind you under normal circumstances, the old man wouldn't have used that kind of language around a lady but he was PISSED! Rightfully so. I was scared I would turn into a nigger! Dad's ribbing after the fact and teasing me that it could happen didn't help. He finally told me there was no way I could turn into a nigger. Damn I miss him! Dad, not the nigger!

[Bonehead]

Sounds like a good father.

[SpeaChucka]

You are lucky you didn't get rabies, hepatitis, or swine flu.

or HIV or dysentery or any of the various primate plagues

[NoAppeasement]

I found what really worked well in controlling niggers and other assholes was the word "assaulted",
dear god the school would bend over backwards to avoid police intervention.

[W. Quantrill]

As long as you don't crave KFC during the fool moon you will be okay. Just watch those monkeys, they bite