Tom Shelly I helped a nigger please don't ban me

[DogPoop]

I still remember the time my wife and I had gone snowmobiling all day in the mountains and were on our way home. It had just gotten dark and we had pulled over to a parking area on the side of the road because I had to take a leak. I had just climbed back into the 4WD truck and we were getting ready to pull out when out of nowhere a nigger and his sow came running up to our doors, one on each side, franticly waving and ooking. I rolled down my window partway and asked what they wanted. The nigger told me some friends of theirs was in another car a few miles back up the mountain and had gotten really stuck in the snow. He said, "You gots to help us!" I said, "Well, why don't you pull them out with your car?" The nigger said they didn't have a tow rope or chain. Well, I wasn't about to give him mine, so I told him I didn't have one, either. Then he asked me if there was a pay phone nearby. Knowing full well there wasn't and since cellphones don't work up there, I said, "Sure, go about two miles back and there's a forest service road to your left. Go about another mile on it and there's a 24-hour gas station." Of course, there is no gas station up there, it's all national forest property. They ran off without saying anything, jumped in their little car and drove off, back up the mountain.

My wife and I had a good laugh and headed home. Those niggers have no idea how close they came to getting shot for running up on my truck like that in the dark.

[MonstersinourMidst]

I'm sorry General Lee, your situation couldn't happen to me. If a nigger speaks to me I just ignore it. If a nigger was bleeding to def on the sidewalk I would walk around it or step over it. Your fears that the nigger might kill someone because it couldn't see in the dark has merit I suppose, I just wouldn't have listened to the problem. More likely the nigger would have been pulled over, it's hooptie impounded and it taken into custody for warrants.

No general, I couldn't follow your example.

[Vader]

I couldn't bring myself to help niggers today. Back before I became 110% niggermaniac, I would help niggers here and there, and I got burned every time. Now, I ignore them and if they keep bothering me, I'll say, "sorry, I don't speak ebonics", get in my car, and drive off.

[AWD]

I woulda yanked out the coil wire and taken it with me, saying that the job was over my head.

[Edge]

You guys need to stop offering sandwiches and anti freeze to niggers. In fact, you need to stop answering the door when they come and call the cops telling them there's a suspicious nigger going door to door. I know the notion that they are not really looking for food or anti freeze but that's not the point. You have to show niggers that they are unwelcome and will receive no help from whites at all. Period. And they'll end up with the police questioning them.

I can't stress enough how important it is to make your home more secure and burglar proof. Keep them from even getting to your front door in the first place. They will only case the place in order to steal later on.

I agree but you might get an uppity cop accusing you of "racism".

[juniorhoss]

I'm sorry General Lee, your situation couldn't happen to me. If a nigger speaks to me I just ignore it. If a nigger was bleeding to def on the sidewalk I would walk around it or step over it. Your fears that the nigger might kill someone because it couldn't see in the dark has merit I suppose, I just wouldn't have listened to the problem. More likely the nigger would have been pulled over, it's hooptie impounded and it taken into custody for warrants.

No general, I couldn't follow your example.

My only moral dilemma is - If a nigger was burning to death on the sidewalk, would I piss on it ?

[Rasp]

Now why would anyone want to extinguish a burning nigger?

I suppose since niggers are 60% grease, the water would act as an accelerant so maybe that would be okay but if you've ever pissed on a campfire you'll know that burnt urine stinks and adding that to the stench of torched coon would be too much for my human nose.

[Dan Spoda]

In a way this is kinda funny
I think you may have helped the nigger drain his battery which is a plus.
The hooptie most likley doesn't have a proper functioning alternator anyway. Maybe he will break down in the middle of nowhere.
Just a way to look at the bright side
The coon won't know how to unwire it when he gets where he is going anyway. It will drain then.
Or the shitskin will electrocute itself trying to undo it.

[whitegirl46]

Never, ever help a nigger with anything! I would have said "sorry, melonhead! I know nothing of fixing spookmobiles!"

[Obamanater]

I've never helped a nigger with anything, nothing, and I never will. Period!! I don't speak to niggers, I don't associate with niggers, hell I don't even look at niggers. Not worth the effort of moving my eyes.