Come on fellow Niggermanaics! Let's collect the best of the Trayvon jokes out there.....Here are a few to get the ball rolling! Please contribute more to this thread!
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Q. What would Trayvon Martin be doing if he were alive today?
A. Clawing frantically at the inside of his coffin
Skittle's new tagline has been changed from “Taste the Rainbow” to "Taste the pain, bro."
What is Trayvon Martin’s favorite flavor skittle? 9mm hollow point
Someone should have told Trayvon you don't bring skittles to a gun fight.
What is the difference between Trayvon and George Zimmerman?
One smokes dope, the other smokes the dopes
How could George Zimmerman have gotten rid of Trayvon Martin without firing a shot? Offer him a job
Q. What's the difference between a dead dog laying in the middle of the road and a dead Trayvon laying in the middle of the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dead dog
Q. What do you call Trayvon Martin in a suit?
A. The deceased
Trayvon smokes dope during the day, and does shots at night.
Q. What's the difference between Trayvon Martin and a pile of dog shit?
A. The rate of decomposition
Q: Did you hear Skittles was pulling there product from the market?
A: Turns out they might cause lead poisoning.
A nigger, a corpse, and a thug walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "what'll ya have Treyvon?"
Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Trayvon?
A: Mozart was good at composing, Trayvon is currently decomposing
Q: What is Trayvon getting for his birthday?
A: A FUBU bodybag
Q: What did Trayvon get for his last birthday?
A: Your bike
Skittles packaging is now changed to read: “Warning- Not to be used as a Kevlar substitute”
Q: What's the difference between Rodney King and Trayvon Martin?
A: Rodney King is still breathing. (unfortunately)
Q: What song are they going to play @ Trayvon's Funeral?
A: Happiness Is A Warm Gun by The Beatles
Q: Did you know that Trayvon was an aspiring rapper? Do you know what his greatest hit was?
A: The Sidewalk
Q: Do you know why Trayvon was placed face down in his coffin at his open casket funeral?
A: So his 'down low' homies could stop by for a cold one.
Q: You're locked in a cage with a lion, a tiger, and Trayboon. You have a gun with 2 bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot Trayboon.......twice
Q: What’s the difference between Trayvon and an airplane flight about to land?
A: You’ll never be able to get that Tray to its full and upright condition.
New slang! You're Zimmering me = You're killing me