nigger obituaries

[KATYBUG]

Well, this ain't really a joke but I've always wanted to ask it:

How do you spot a nigger obituary in the newspaper?

By all the bruthas, sistas, ants, unkles, cuzins, chirenz, gran-chirenz, great-gran-chirenz, and great-great-gran-chirenz...
and all the "F'ed" up names...Latrell, Montel, Hoe-tel, LaToya, Lasheyta, LaPeesa, Pinapple, Kokonutt, etc.

:bobblesmilie::bobblesmilie:

[MC Hammertoe]

Don't forget - Nigger "obitcherrurries" always announce that the decedent was " a good boy", and "honor student", loved b-ball, went to chuuuch, etc.

Helpful hint: If the obit mentions the dead coon was an "entrepreneur" that just means he was a crack dealer.

[keep it white]

Niggers never say died or dead, they always say passed.

[Ironhead]

Typically you can spot a stupid nigger name a mile away, or they died at the age of forty and had great-grand-children listed amongst it's survivors.

[Dr_Neuss]

...all the "F'ed" up names...Latrell, Montel, Hoe-tel, LaToya, Lasheyta, LaPeesa, Pinapple, Kokonutt, etc.

Go to google, type in a made-up name, and click on images. You think Shaquanza is a made-up name? It's been done!

No results found for Lasheyta. Did you mean Lashay?

This idea was a sticky for a while in the guest forum.

[Tom Shelly]

Don't forget the drive by shootings that happen at the funerals.

[geecheeslapper]

NIGGER OBITUARY:

A nigger died today.

YAY!

[Zyclon B]

NIGGER OBITUARY:

A nigger died today.

YAY!

Roshawn Denard Jamal Smith 22 passed today due to being shot by the police when he attempted to steal a new Cadillac Escalade at the local Cadillac Dealership.
He had 5 known children,(lord knows how many had unknown), Rashawn, Renard, Leron,Teniqua, Keshia. He had 3 known grand children Moesha and Rekeshia,(and a third one on the way).He had never married, he was a life long businessman,(crack dealer), in our community. His family will sorely miss him,(his crack income and use of his Cadillac with the 32 inch rims). His childrens Mommas are Nakesha, Lakeshia, Mokeshia,Rokeshia and Keshiakeshia. His eulogy will be held at Bethel Bapist Church,(no guns please, and no shooting in da parking lot at the church). KFC will be served on the church grounds, with fresh cold watermelon, and RC cola. Moon pies will be served as desert. He had many problems with yts racisim in his short life,(he was arrested for, burglary, crack cocaine possession, assualt, battery, grand theft, petit theft, auto theft, and plain old theft by taking). We all knew he was a victim of racisim as Roshawn was a good chile and be in church every Sunday. His children and grand children will all get SSI, WIC checks, AFDC, section 8 Housing, SS income,food stamps, and medicaid for bastard ghetto chillen. His interment will be in the Bethel community cemetary at 3:30tuesday afternoon. To be followed by a major chimpout at 3:35 as his brothas try to gets anything he left!
He is survived by 13 brothers at least 11 sisters, 201 first cousins, 420 second cousins,231 neices and 117 nephews, (The ones we knows abouts!)

[Herr Groobee]

After reading that, I'm glad for my ant problem at my place, there's less of them!

[Dave432]

Go to google, type in a made-up name, and click on images. You think Shaquanza is a made-up name? It's been done!

No results found for Lasheyta. Did you mean Lashay?

This idea was a sticky for a while in the guest forum.

From the You Can't Make It Up Department:

Scroll down to LATRINA Leonard:

http://www.sxu.edu/admission/meetthestaff.asp

Took ten seconds.