I saw some niggers today.

[sheeit]

Pray for a lightning strike to cause a fire.

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

Someone should tell the niggers that there was a murder-suicide in the house and it's haunted. Niggers are petrified of that kind of crap!

[sperechukker]

I can't help but think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFpfL-KJZ5Q

All I can say to that is.... WHEN CAN I MOVE IN??

[Revarund Sharpscoon]

Damn! It's bad enough that the city jigs are moving to the country and suburbs, but Somalicoons being let in??! NOOOOO!!

[NoAppeasement]

Hopefully the niggers get the hint with the sudden arrival of the sheriff.

[Dixieproud]

Someone should tell the niggers that there was a murder-suicide in the house and it's haunted. Niggers are petrified of that kind of crap!

Actually, the builder of that house did commit suicide in the garage. He blew his brains out in his truck. He must have known that niggers would be moving in there one day.
If I see them back over there, I will make sure to stop and tell them. I'll also tell them about the bears and coyotes that roam the neighborhood, not to mention the retired state trooper that is the head of the neighborhood watch commitee.
Thanks for the ideas!

[Coonmander-in-Chief]

not to mention the retired state trooper that is the head of the neighborhood watch commitee.

Be sure to say that his last name is Zimmerman!

[Twenny Fo's]

Get a German Shepard, they HATE niggers and niggers hate them! Put it on a loose leash and take it for a walk past there.

[DogPoop]

If you can find an open window in that house, you could always toss a few garden snakes inside. Niggers hate snakes.