World's Shortest Books

[Dasku]

MY NIGGER GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros ________________________________________ MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By "The Rev." Jesse Jackson & "The Rev." Al Sharpton" ______________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillary Clinton _________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

By Bill Clinton

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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MY BOOK ON MORALS

By Bill Clinton

With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson

and foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all....

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

[sperechukker]

My Guide To Doggie Daycare
By Michael 'Bootlip' Vick

How To Succeed In Rehab
By Shitney Houston

Things I'm Going To Do Tomorrow
By Treygone Martin

How To Treat Yo Ho Like a Lady
By Chris Brown Shitskin

[Tom Dixon]

MARITAL FIDELITY AND ACADEMIC INTEGRITY

By the Reverend Doctor Martin Lucifer Coon

[JimC]

Laquesha's A to Z Manners & Etiquette Guide

[DonFrijoles]

This is good stuff.

It needed to be bumped up front.

[Buckwheatagain]

How to Meet & Date Legal-Age Women

By Michael Jackson


Just Say NO - How To Keep Your Kids Off Drugs

By Snoop Doggy Dogshit

People On You-Tube Who Don't Think I'm Racist

By Buckwheatagain


How To Reason With Rioting Niggers

By Reginald Denny

How To Turn Your House Into A Dead Nigger Storage Facility

By Quentin Tarantino

After Disaster: Complete Guide To Re-Building Nigger-Hoods

By FEMA

[snorri]

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

That would really be such a short book that it is hard to imagine how to use even a single page for the title.

[DonFrijoles]

Now I know my ABC's.

By any Detroit nigger.

[YT Rules]

Why I Deserve Your Vote in 2012
by Barack Obama

The Who's Who of African American Scientists and Engineers

The African American Guide to Child Care

African Vacation Spots

How Diversity Makes America Great

Great African American Humanitarians

African American Heroes of WWII

Aces of The Tuskegee Airmen

[Sam Hill]

Here is my list of very short stories written by a nigger.

Leftover KFC Recipies
Delightful Fathers Day
Making EBT Last All Month
My Favorite Pet Snake
Giving Up Grape Drink
Speaking Perfect English
How To Tip Your Waitress
Rocket Science