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    MY NIGGER GIRLFRIENDS
    By Tiger Woods
    ____________________________________________



    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
    By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
    & Michelle Obama
    Illustrated by Michael Moore
    Foreword by George Soros
    ________________________________________



    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
    & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

    By "The Rev." Jesse Jackson & "The Rev." Al Sharpton"
    ______________________________________



    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
    By Hillary Clinton
    _________________


    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY




    By Bill Clinton

    _________________________________


    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

    By Mike Tyson
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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

    _______________________________________

    OUR PLANS TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

    By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
    _________________________________________
    MY BOOK ON MORALS
    By Bill Clinton

    With introduction by
    The Rev. Jesse Jackson
    and foreword by
    Tiger Woods with John Edwards
    __________________________________________________ _

    AND, JUST ADDED:

    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
    By Nancy Pelosi
    __________________________________________________ ______

    And the shortest book of them all....
    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
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    Dask
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    Pronunciation: dass koo'
    Function: Negro patois. Expression of assent.
    Etymology: Middle English col, from Old English cōl; akin to Old High German kuoli cool, Old English ceald cold
    Date: Mid 20th century and later.
    English equivalent: 1. That is acceptable. 2. I agree.

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    My Guide To Doggie Daycare
    By Michael 'Bootlip' Vick

    How To Succeed In Rehab
    By Shitney Houston

    Things I'm Going To Do Tomorrow
    By Treygone Martin

    How To Treat Yo Ho Like a Lady
    By Chris Brown Shitskin
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    MARITAL FIDELITY AND ACADEMIC INTEGRITY

    By the Reverend Doctor Martin Lucifer Coon

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    Laquesha's A to Z Manners & Etiquette Guide
    Niggers get angry when you tell the truth.

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    This is good stuff.

    It needed to be bumped up front.

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    How to Meet & Date Legal-Age Women

    By Michael Jackson


    Just Say NO - How To Keep Your Kids Off Drugs

    By Snoop Doggy Dogshit

    People On You-Tube Who Don't Think I'm Racist

    By Buckwheatagain


    How To Reason With Rioting Niggers

    By Reginald Denny

    How To Turn Your House Into A Dead Nigger Storage Facility

    By Quentin Tarantino

    After Disaster: Complete Guide To Re-Building Nigger-Hoods

    By FEMA
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    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
    by Barack Obama
    That would really be such a short book that it is hard to imagine how to use even a single page for the title.
    Kaffers are not the answer.
    They are the question.
    And the answer is "No".

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    Now I know my ABC's.

    By any Detroit nigger.

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    Why I Deserve Your Vote in 2012
    by Barack Obama

    The Who's Who of African American Scientists and Engineers

    The African American Guide to Child Care

    African Vacation Spots

    How Diversity Makes America Great

    Great African American Humanitarians

    African American Heroes of WWII

    Aces of The Tuskegee Airmen
    George Zimmerman should have been armed with a grenade.

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    Here is my list of very short stories written by a nigger.

    Leftover KFC Recipies
    Delightful Fathers Day
    Making EBT Last All Month
    My Favorite Pet Snake
    Giving Up Grape Drink
    Speaking Perfect English
    How To Tip Your Waitress
    Rocket Science

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