Overheard recently...

[Tom Dixon]

From a friend, describing some SNAFU -

"Why, this is more fucked up than a nigger's check book!"

I like this expression! I hope fellow niggermaniacs will take it up and use it freely in appropriate situations.

[sperechukker]

"Why, this is more fucked up than a nigger's check book!"

Thanks for the idea! Although if a nigger had a checkbook, you can bet he stole it from a human!

BAD APE... BAAAADDDDD!!

[Obamasuxdik]

I'd like to see a return to the old adage ''Sweating like a nigger going to election''.

[boom boom]

Hot as a pair of jumper cables at a nigger funeral.

[YT Rules]

I've heard "cold as a nigger's checkbook" plenty of times.

[Wildlife Watcher]

"shined up like a nigger's heel"

[Nomesane]

Ha. Even more funny since niggers don't have checking accounts. Banks are run by "Da Man". They're afraid the IRS might make them pay taxes and wonder where all the cash is coming from (drugs, prostitution, theft). Niggers use liquor stores and check cashing locations to cash in their welfare checks. Also, maff be ray-ciss an sheeit.

[billywdixon]

Sweating like a nigger doing long division.

[Cheesed Off]

Ha. Even more funny since niggers don't have checking accounts. Banks are run by "Da Man". They're afraid the IRS might make them pay taxes and wonder where all the cash is coming from (drugs, prostitution, theft). Niggers use liquor stores and check cashing locations to cash in their welfare checks. Also, maff be ray-ciss an sheeit.

Also, why bank it when you can spend it?