Why does Obama's breath stink like shit? Because the first sheboon is a front wiper. The CDC reported today in a 5 year study, nigger sows deposited 17.8 lbs. of feces into their vagina's due to poor ass-wiping techniques. This was due to two issues, #1 99.6% of the test sows were morbidly obese and not capable of the reach-around ass-wipe technique. .4% don't wipe at all. #2 99% don't use tiolet paper. 1% could steal enough for occasional use. This explains it!