Logic lessons to student afweets

[Dr. Niggerologist]

For my first teaching assignment as an assistant professor at a big public university, as is common practice of professorial hazing by tenured faculty against new hires, I was assigned to teach an introductory logic class to "student afweets." It was my first experience attempting to convey the beautiful, harmonious principles of human logic to a class that was 40% filled with dirty niggers. Day 1: I start with the basics of conditional logic. You know, with two propositions p, q and the formula p-->q means p implies q. If p then q. I write on the board, "p-->q" and say to the class, "if p, then q. p occurs therefore...." at which point a human student says, "q." I then write on the board, "a-->b" and say to the class, "if a then b. a occurs, therefore..." at which point one of the smelly, dirty niggers blurts out, "q." The remaining 60% of the class, all human, myself included, erupt in raucous laughter for what seemed like minutes. I shook my head, still laughing with tears in my eyes, turned around, sighed and muttered under my breath, "niggers." The next semester, instead of waiting for a teaching assignment, I volunteered to lead an elite "special topics" theoretical seminar for 3rd year Ph.D. students in the department and never had this problem again.

[Traygone]

Thanks for joining the group Dr. Niggerologist. I look forward to many more humorous post from you.

Have you contemplated publishing a paper on Niggerology?

[Musashi]

Teaching Logic to niggers, that must have been incredibly frustrating. Im surprised their peanut-heads didn't explode when you tried to explain the p---->q formula.

[dave423]

Logic be ray-ciss.

[Nasty_Nnati]

I had to take a special topics in math course at UC for teacher certification and that class had plenty of ignorant niggers. The niggers in class could not process the material. They would literally, each class period, ask a question about information the professor had covered 5-10 minutes prior to the nigger(s) asking the question. I couldn't fucking believe it. They literally were intellectually incapable of realizing at the time we covered a topic that the topic was over their heads (and this was simple shit, like Condorcet's Method and Knaster Inheritance Procedure), which caused us, when they would ask 10 minutes after we had moved on from the topic, to lose our focus because we had to listen to them chimpout about their inability to perform dumb-dumb math calculations. Their niggershines caused me to skip every class that was not an exam day (I probably attended 8 of 30 classes, and I still got an A, because the material was NOT fucking difficult, but for the niggers, it may as well have been rocket science).

[Nomesane]

Logic was developed to be especially complicated to preclude niggers. Logic be ray-ciss. Here's another proven formula... Logic + Niggers = Racism. Great post.

[Ore]

I'm not a math professor or anything like one, but I think we all have our stories about niggers not being able to wrap their heads around White Man Juju higher math like counting change in a store.

[Col. Sanderz]

Muddahfuttah, dis finkin' boolsheeit be rayciss, 'n sheeit. Gibsmedatbaw, nomesane? Ah's gon' take it too da house.

[Prostitis Jones]

Give a nigger a picture of a car's gas gauge. Most of the gauges have lines to divide it into either quarters or eighths. A nigger can't tell you how full the gas tank is using fractions. To really mess with them, show them the gauge and say it's a 20 gallon tank, how many gallons are left. Instant chimpout.

[Chairman Mau Mau]

I'm not a math professor or anything like one, but I think we all have our stories about niggers not being able to wrap their heads around White Man Juju higher math like counting change in a store.

Nothing will confuse a nigger more than handing it a dollar on a 99 cent purchase and watch it trying to figure out how to make change.