People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
I like black people . . .
. . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!
What did the nigger get on his SATs?
Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
Niggers don't like ANY jobs!
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!
Why did the nigger cross the road?
I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.
Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice
Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
He thought he was melting!
Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
I freed WHO?
What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Why are trees so close in Harlem?
What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
Only about 1 out of two million actually work
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
I had to shoot him before he stole everything. Ö. (That was for you Treygone)
What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
What do a slinky and a nigger have in common?
Both are useless but it's fun to watch them falling down the stairs
Why are apes always frowning?
They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers!
Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?
It was nigger
What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
Send them all back - half way
Why do people hit things when they don't work?
It worked with the slaves
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run faster
What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?
You donít take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!
Did you hear about KuKluxKnevial's latest stunt?
He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
Doctor, "you were homesick!"
Englishman applies for a job with South African police. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit."
Bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.
The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.