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    Talking 101 of the Funniest Nigger Jokes Ever!

    People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

    Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
    They're easier to spot!

    I like black people . . .
    . . I used to have some black friends 'till my dad sold them!

    What did the nigger get on his SATs?
    Barbecue sauce!

    Why don't niggers like blow jobs?
    Niggers don't like ANY jobs!

    What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead niggers?
    I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

    What was missing from the Million Man March?
    About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

    Why did the nigger cross the road?
    I tugged his neck-chain in that direction.

    Why does L.A. have so many gays and N.Y. so many niggers?
    L.A. had first choice

    Why was the nigger with diarrea freaking out?
    He thought he was melting!

    Why can't Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder read?
    They're niggers!

    What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?
    I freed WHO?

    What's the worst thing you can call a black man, starting with N and ending with R?
    Neighbor

    What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
    You can send the letter back where it came from!

    What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
    Niggers

    Why are trees so close in Harlem?
    Public transportation

    What does a nigger and sperm have in common?
    Only about 1 out of two million actually work

    There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night.
    I had to shoot him before he stole everything. Ö. (That was for you Treygone)

    What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?
    Alive

    What do a slinky and a nigger have in common?
    Both are useless but it's fun to watch them falling down the stairs

    Why are apes always frowning?
    They heard that in a million years they'll be niggers!

    Did you know Oprah and Stevie Wonder both had the same nick name in school?
    It was nigger

    What would you do if you had enough money to send half the niggers back to africa?
    Send them all back - half way

    Why do people hit things when they don't work?
    It worked with the slaves

    What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
    They both make niggers run faster

    What's the difference between a nigger and a bouncy castle?
    You donít take your shoes off to jump on a nigger!

    Did you hear about KuKluxKnevial's latest stunt?
    He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.

    An africoon nigger goes to the doctor and says, "I feel terrible."
    Doctor says, "go home, get a bucket, piss and shit in it for a week. Throw in dead rats and rotting fish. Put a towel over your head and sniff the fumes for three days."
    Week later nigger goes back and says, "Doc, I feel wonderful, what was the problem?"
    Doctor, "you were homesick!"

    Englishman applies for a job with South African police. Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six niggers and a rabbit."
    Bloke replies "Why the rabbit?"
    Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"

    In a recent survey, people from Detroit have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in the shower. In the survey, carried out for a leading toiletries outfit, 86% of Detroit residents said that they have had, if not enjoyed, sex in the shower.
    The other 14% said they haven't yet served any time in prison.



    Once upon a time, we brought niggers into our country.....

    THE END

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    A few more jokes....

    Why do they put cotton in pill bottles?
    To remind them they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

    What is the difference between a large pizza and a black man?
    A pizza can feed a family of 3

    Why do niggers smell so bad?
    So the blind can hate them too.

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    And a few more

    What do you call a fly entering a nigger(kafir)'s ear?
    A space invader
    What do get if you cross a nigger(kafir) with a sheep?
    A weed eater that doesnt work
    Why is a nigger(kafir)'s nostrels so big?
    So that he can change his mind manually
    Why is a nigger(kafir)'s nose so flat?
    It is because he is looking through your cars windows to see what he can steal
    Did you hear about the good nigger(kafir)
    It is the dead one
    Why is a pool cleaner blue?
    Because if it was black you would need a supervisor too
    What is the definition of a baboon?
    It is a 4wheel drive nigger(kafir)
    What is written inside a nigger(kafir)'s lips?
    Do not inflate more than 5lb per square inch
    Why is maize porridge white?
    Otherwise nigger(kafir)'s would bite their fingers
    How do niggers(kafirs) get into heaven?
    They break in

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    When a nigger flips his middle finger at you what is he doing?
    Showing you his IQ score.

    You can pick you friends and you can pick your nose but why can't you pick a niggers nose?
    Because his head will cave in.

    Why do niggers wear their pants down low?
    Because he likes taking it up the ass.

    Why don't niggers tie their shoes?
    In case they have to count past 10.

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    What do you call a nigger in a three piece suit/
    Defendant.

    What do you call a nigger in a 2 piece suit?
    Inmate.

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    Why don't blacks like aspirin?

    It's white, it works, and you have to pick through cotton to get to it.

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    what do ya call a white man surrounded by ten niggers?
    quarterback
    if hes surrounded by forty niggers?
    head coach
    white man surrounded by a thousand niggers?
    warden.

    a cadillac with five niggers runs off a cliff, whats the downside?
    cadillac can seat six.

    a nigger and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving?
    a cop.

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