Brief coontact with a nigger backing its hooptie into a tight parking space

[southtexaswhiteguy]

I was walking to my car tonight, from the Starbucks where the chicken bone sucking nigger has been banned, only to be nearly pinned against an SUV by some idiot nigger holding up traffic by backing its hooptie (a '73 or '74 Buick fucking Electra) into a narrow parking space in front of the strip mall. I was hoping it would hit me and I could play a round of nigger lotto (I would never do that, because it would mean having to deal with niggers) so I got out of the way, and when I walked around, saw that it was some old silverbuck about 70 yrs old and it was grinning and smiling at me (100% unaware it nearly flattened me) and I think it said "hi you do-rin" or some niggerbabble. ("How you doin' " is the closest thing I can think of, for "hi you dur-in.") Of course, I ignored its very existence when it addressed me. OH and the Electra was a fucking ugly-ass BROWN color, like a long 40 yr old nigger turd.

I wonder if anyone has ever done a study with some good hard empirical data available to try to determine why niggers are so hell-bent on BACKING into parking spaces.

[RealistnotRacist]

Its so the police cant run thier license plate so easily, at least here in florida where we only have them in the back! And " it be lookin so mudduh fuggin koo" too!

[Nice Polish Girl]

Plus it lets them get away faster after they come running out of the store with all the shit they stole.

[Afri-can't]

Niggers back into spaces so if and when they hit someone else's car they can throw it in drive and skee-daddle out of there before anyone knows what happened.

[TarBaby13]

+1 on the quick getaway but I have no hard data to support that.

[Twenny Fo's]

Back in the day a Burrick Electra 225 was the nigger car of choice, well, if they could'nt steal a nice Cadillac. The nigs called them a "deuce and a quarter".

[Carlos]

Plus it lets them get away faster after they come running out of the store with all the shit they stole.

You're probably right about that. In New Jersey it's the law to have plates on the front of the vehicle as well as the rear, but niggers here do the same thing. Maybe it has something to do with niggers not being able to drive and look backwards, they might be missing that gene.

[Afri-can't]

You're probably right about that. In New Jersey it's the law to have plates on the front of the vehicle as well as the rear, but niggers here do the same thing. Maybe it has something to do with niggers not being able to drive and look backwards, they might be missing that gene.

I have a theory that bluegums have less peripheral vision than humans. "Tunnel Vision," in other words. It would explain their total lack of awareness to their surroundings, and could be caused by their weird, yellow simian eyes.

[True Greta]

lookit me is part of it too. Just like slouching down in the deuce.

[Gib me a dolla]

Should have pulled Ratso Rizzo on him.