Church niggers at Sam's Club

[Col. Sanderz]

In my town, the Sam's Club sits directly across the highway from the local Super NigMart, and what I love about the one in my town is that, for a reasonable membership fee, you can do your bulk shopping while finding otherwise-hard-to-find items, all nigger-free. It's like having our own segregated WalMart.

Today, I decided to run over and grab some of their unique bulk foods (some of which are awfully good), such as beer-battered cod and a metric ton of fresh blueberries. I make my way in from the car, and notice at the exit a jheri-curled boon and two teeniggers (another boon and a buck) with a table and a sign. Getting closer, I read it with some difficulty stil, as it was some handmade nigger henscratch written with different colors of highlighter. These coons were collecting gibsmedat for their church's (whose name was comprised of seven or eight nonsensical psuedo-biblical niggerbabblings) yooff ministries.

On my way out with my $85 worth of yummy bulk foods, I hurry out towards my car, looking in the opposite direction of lazy coons. Since the niggers that can interpret human body language don't care what YT has to say anyway, this didn't save me from being accosted.

You know what horrible sound reached my ears at that moment. You know...

"Skyooz me, suh." It was the teen boon.

Kill me now. Nope, just keep walking.

"Suh, ah said 'skyooz me.' Weez collectin' doh-nayshuns for o-wuh yoof ministries. Would you like to help da church?" As an old-timey RC, that "da church," (as in the church) made my blood boil. I address the assembled groidle.

"No."
"Why not?" said the boonlet.
"Becaue you're all able-bodied, but you're sitting here asking for handouts. You could be out serving different community organizations like senior centers, or the city greenhouse, and asking for a small donation. You'd make a lot more cash and earn it, but instead you just sit on your butts and expect people to just drop cash in your little bucket." I turned on the niggers and walked away.

I'm so goddamned sick of all the gibsmedats. This species can't feed, clothe, shelter, care for, or educate itself, and should be left to the forces of nature and evolution.

That was one of the first times I've ever really called more than one nigger out on TNB at one time, and did it feel good.

[Ante Nigrum]

In these cases, I hold my nose in the air and plow onward. On the two occasions I couldn't get passed them fast enough/they followed me, I said, "Shove it, nigger." The chimpouts were milder than you'd think, and they didn't move to stop me from leaving.

[Carlos]

Damn it, I wish I would have thought of saying that, when they really get pushy I start dropping f-bombs.

[Chairman Mau Mau]

Sam's or any other merchant should not allow niggers to panhandle on their premises. It is annoying to paying customers to be accosted by smelly bootlip boons.

[Dr. Niggerhater]

This reminds me of a funny story. When I was an undergraduate I lived in an apartment with a secure central entrance. Consequently, it was impossible to knock on my door unless you somehow got past the locked door. Obviously this kept the "gimme dat" to a minimum. One afternoon I was hard at work and I hear a knock on my door. Thinking that it was the good looking woman from down the hall I opened the door eagerly. What was I greeted with? Instead of the beautiful human woman I was expected I find two enormous teeniggers. I ask them what they want and how they got in the building. They go into some diatribe about needing money for sending niggers to college. I tell them "sorry I'm in college too so I can't help you". The lead nigger says "yeah yous be en collage so why you don't gimme some money so I can go to skew too?" I replied "why don't you get a fucking loan like I did. It's not like a nigger won't get anything it applies for." I then slammed the door in their disbelieving faces.

[Dan Spoda]

The Sam's and BJ's here in hampcoon roads has started taking EBT.
The places are freaking ruined now.

[noschwarzennegger]

I know Norfolk and Hampton Roads very well....lots of he and she boons been hangin' out round the Ronald McDonald House waitin' 'till the door opens so they can get in and get some patient/parent food. Right across from CHKD Hospital...it's gotten dangerouser and dangerouser....sheeeeit.....where I live (out west) we never see he-boons, she-boons, or nigglets anywhere NEAR our Sam's or Costco....why the HELL is Sam's allowing these trolls to sit in front of Sam's Club....aren't they fuxating business???
If you REALLY want a boon-show, go hang out at Popeye's Chicken on a government check night....lots of booze and deep fried fat-ass niggers EVERYWHERE.

[DR Marten]

Church niggers are the worst. They go to church on Sunday and are doing criminal activities seconds after church is over. Hypocrites. Nigger churches are not really about religion at all and are just another way for them to segregate themselves. Segregating themselves is fine by me, but it is the fact that they can get away with these all black institutions and if other races were to do so, these institutions would be shut down. Imagine if white folks were to stumple into a black church. Do you think some referend wright wannabe would welcome them with open arms. No, their tires would be slashed in the parking lot or something worse. Not that I would want to step foot into these bastions for the hollier than thou niggers, I just know I would not be welcome.

[Monkeyshit]

At my local Niggermart, there was a old nasty tarbitch in front of the store begging money for its church. I watched it and it did not ask any niggers for money just people. I walked in and sure enough, it asked me for money. I said "Fuck you nigger and your church! By the way, Jesus was white. Now, you might want to leave since I'm calling the police right now." I took out my phone and started to dial the numbers. Holy shit! Didn't that old shemonkey haul ass!

[Chairman Mau Mau]

The Sam's and BJ's here in hampcoon roads has started taking EBT.
The places are freaking ruined now.

May God have mercy on you and all your fellow humans.