Awwwww Sheeit. Nigger Cards.

[Marshall]

Had to pick up some Graduation cards for some friends kids. While my wife was looking for something not retarded like I would pick I see Obongos ass staring at me and see Mahogany above the card and think to myself, how much is that nigger making off of this? Not knowing this is a line of cards I am still looking around and see something that had "bl@*€" princess" on it. Nigger Radar went off. Looked down the line and there were several.

Running the risk of nigger transfer I picked one up to see more for myself the fuxated card. Sure enough niggers got their on card line.

Well as I continued to look around I noticed one with a monkey hanging from a branch. Perfect. Snatched them up and placed them in front of all of the Mahogany cards.

[dave423]

Someone should make a special line of Tookie Williams-themed grajumucation cards for graduation from NU.

[Nice Polish Girl]

Well as I continued to look around I noticed one with a monkey hanging from a branch. Perfect. Snatched them up and placed them in front of all of the Mahogany cards.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good one!

[southtexaswhiteguy]

Snatched them up and placed them in front of all of the Mahogany cards.

Excellent work. I sometimes do the same thing with magazines that have niggers on the cover (which is to say,
of course, 90% of all magazines in print today, or so it seems.)

[Col. Sanderz]

I can top this, to the point where it's almost a coontact. Some years ago, pre-NM, my dear mother bought me a birthday card. It has some niggers on the front surrounding a birffday cake. Birthdays have always been a sore subject for me, particularly between her and I (don't ask why, it'd take a entire thread to itself), so I try to ignore it for about an hour, but since I am most definitely her son (meaning that she and I have very similar personalities, mannerisms, etc.), she deduces something is wrong. After a few moments of arguing (like I said, my birthdays = painful), I get a word in edgewise, and tell her the problem.

"Mom, this is a [nigger] card."
"A what?"
"This birthday card is especially for [niggers]. Look on the back: it says 'Mahogany.' That's a line of cards especially for them."

My mom's silent for an awkward second, and I'm waiting for the hammer to fall again.

She bursts out laughing, and apologizes. I shrug it off, and we have a good laugh for some time afterward.

Nigger cards - because YT dun goss evreh-ting.

[WeGoneApe]

Top five most common greetings on nigger cards:

Happy Quanzaa an Shit

Sorry Bout Da Sickle Cell

Condolences On Yo Shot Dead Son

Happy Father's Day, If You Him

Get Paroled Soon!

[I hate Niggras]

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Well as I continued to look around I noticed one with a monkey hanging from a branch. Perfect. Snatched them up and placed them in front of all of the Mahogany cards.


[/QUOTE] This made my night!!!!! This is so funny!!!!!