Was walking in a downtown suburb with a friend basically strolling along window shopping. Did not really buy anything other than coffee. We were sitting in an outside cafe shop drinking Columbian Grind and across the street is this bakery thats popular.
Suddenly this green hooptie belching smoke drives into a disabled parking spot and two perfectly healthy shatbirds go into the bakery.
Something ingenious happens next. An older man walking a dog observes that the hoopy is without the disabled hanging tag and he pulls something out of his pocket. At first we thought it was some kind of printed coupon book or something but its an envelope that the guy places under the drivers windshield wiper. He pulls the wiper out of the hood and had to have done damage. Then we can see what it is. Its a parking ticket that the dude must have lifted from some other vehicle.
About five minutes later the two touche' bags saggy pants through the bakery door and see the ticket on the smoldering hunk of junk.
Not only did they have a ticket (not sure how much) but the wiper is really shitcanned. I wonder if anybody pays that thing or read the license plate # to see if it matched their hoopties.
The elderly gent strode happily down the sidewalk and was long gone by the time the ticket prank created the SHEEEEEEEET
We kept speculating on if he does this all the time or just that one time