Nigger Prank: Guy Puts Parking Ticket On Hooptie

[True Greta]

Was walking in a downtown suburb with a friend basically strolling along window shopping. Did not really buy anything other than coffee. We were sitting in an outside cafe shop drinking Columbian Grind and across the street is this bakery thats popular.


Suddenly this green hooptie belching smoke drives into a disabled parking spot and two perfectly healthy shatbirds go into the bakery.

Something ingenious happens next. An older man walking a dog observes that the hoopy is without the disabled hanging tag and he pulls something out of his pocket. At first we thought it was some kind of printed coupon book or something but its an envelope that the guy places under the drivers windshield wiper. He pulls the wiper out of the hood and had to have done damage. Then we can see what it is. Its a parking ticket that the dude must have lifted from some other vehicle.

About five minutes later the two touche' bags saggy pants through the bakery door and see the ticket on the smoldering hunk of junk.


SHEEEEEEETTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only did they have a ticket (not sure how much) but the wiper is really shitcanned. I wonder if anybody pays that thing or read the license plate # to see if it matched their hoopties.

The elderly gent strode happily down the sidewalk and was long gone by the time the ticket prank created the SHEEEEEEEET


We kept speculating on if he does this all the time or just that one time

[willie]

Hahaha!! I literally broke into a fit of laughter after reading "two perfectly healthy shatbirds"!

Thanks for the laugh dude!

[nexus1961]

Was walking in a downtown suburb with a friend basically strolling along window shopping. Did not really buy anything other than coffee. We were sitting in an outside cafe shop drinking Columbian Grind and across the street is this bakery thats popular.


Suddenly this green hooptie belching smoke drives into a disabled parking spot and two perfectly healthy shatbirds go into the bakery.

Something ingenious happens next. An older man walking a dog observes that the hoopy is without the disabled hanging tag and he pulls something out of his pocket. At first we thought it was some kind of printed coupon book or something but its an envelope that the guy places under the drivers windshield wiper. He pulls the wiper out of the hood and had to have done damage. Then we can see what it is. Its a parking ticket that the dude must have lifted from some other vehicle.

About five minutes later the two touche' bags saggy pants through the bakery door and see the ticket on the smoldering hunk of junk.


SHEEEEEEETTT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not only did they have a ticket (not sure how much) but the wiper is really shitcanned. I wonder if anybody pays that thing or read the license plate # to see if it matched their hoopties.

The elderly gent strode happily down the sidewalk and was long gone by the time the ticket prank created the SHEEEEEEEET


We kept speculating on if he does this all the time or just that one time

THIS is gonna slay you..
THAT TICKET WAS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!
Cities, in their race to be the cheapest of the Cheap, got the idea that they could (and DO!!)
"Deputize" certain citizens (USUALLY retired people!!) to write up and APPLY tickets to, and get this, ONLY
Handicapped-parking-spaces violators!!!
If you are serious, anyone over the age of 21 can do it, but it requires training and in some cities,
a background check, but YOU, TOO, could be out there writing LEGITIMATE tickets to niggers who park in Blue-spaces!
Which, of course, they are as unable to resist as they are fawties.

[juniorhoss]

There are also any number of phony gag tickets one could download from the interwebs or make yourself (or some Niggermania promotional handbills) that would get a similar simian reaction.

[southtexaswhiteguy]

I'm equally concerned (as with parking in a handicapped zone) why these niggers would be going into a bakery. Bakeries are for humans, bakeries sell nice things, and niggers don't need to be going into human bakeries where they're definitely not wanted. More evidence that niggers ruin everything.

[True Greta]

bakeries are smart ----theyre one of the few stores that store everything behind a glass counter top. No touching,
nibbling, sneezing, on the donuts.

[northeast hater]

Might be fun to make up a few fake tickets that say stuff like; "offense: being a nigger, a drain on human society", or "get your black ass out of town, nigger!" Or " obama is a dumb worthless nigger and so are you". Put them on any car you see a nigger get out of. Hide nearby and wait for the chimpout. Record if possible.

[Onkel Alf]

Might be fun to make up a few fake tickets that say stuff like; "offense: being a nigger, a drain on human society", or "get your black ass out of town, nigger!" Or " obama is a dumb worthless nigger and so are you". Put them on any car you see a nigger get out of. Hide nearby and wait for the chimpout. Record if possible.

A chimpout like that could cause bodily harm to any humans close by.

[Zookeeper816]

A chimpout like that could cause bodily harm to any humans close by.

All the more reason to record the Nigger University draft acceptance speech.

[Tom Shelly]

Might be fun to make up a few fake tickets that say stuff like; "offense: being a nigger, a drain on human society", or "get your black ass out of town, nigger!" Or " obama is a dumb worthless nigger and so are you". Put them on any car you see a nigger get out of. Hide nearby and wait for the chimpout. Record if possible.

That could be illegal and you would get a hate crime enhancement if arrested, I would not recommend such an act.