So I am at a gas station getting ready to fill up my truck. I just open my fuel door when I hear behind me "Scuze me Suh". I have no doubt about whats coming next, you see I am near an active duty military base. I guess these places are fertile grounds for gibsmedat scams because these type of coontacts always seem increase in these locations. As I wonder which bullshit story this 300lb sheboon will unleash, she tells me of her troubles. The conversation goes like this: "Scuze me Suh, Iz beez habbin a mergenci. My car jus beez dyin as I pulz in here n sheet. Iz needz to be gettin my keedz to da docter, daez be sick n sheet. Cood u spare 3 fitty for gas? (Why 3 dollars and fifty cents? Why not just say a few dollars, 5, 10, whatever, Ill bet a forty and a pack of kools/newports come to 3 fifty.) I say that I don't have any money to spare, but she persists. Suh, Iz pray for you. Jebus would beez happy if you help da keedz. Well what the fuck, I decided to do my part and give a little charity. I told her if she could do 25 push ups right here I would give her the 3 dollars. (I have done this before and was expecting a CAT 2 chimpout, but to my surprise she says the following) Suh, Iz beez on disabilites, mah back is mess up an sheet. I tell her that I'm sorry but Im not giving her the money for nothing. She replies with: I can kleen yo windows fo you. I tell her that I just washed my truck and they are not in the need of cleaning. I say "tell you what, if you go in the gas station and flap your arms and quack like a duck to the cooler in the back and back to the door ill give you a twenty. She pondered this and agreed. She walked into the station, all I heard before the door closed was a loud QUACK. I would have loved to see how this played out, but I left quickly as there was no way I was giving this nigger a dime. I still can't believe she did it. Niggers are stupid.