So I was going through the store on a major grocery run, and decided to pick up a Father's Day card for Dad while I was there - usually, I'll take the time and effort to head the the mall's Hallmark Store, but by this point, I was dead-tired, and figured that any card that correctly conveys my feelings will be just as appreciated no matter from where it comes. I'm browsing the grocery store's card selection, and what do I see?
Whale, sheeit! From a line called In Rhythm. I didn't bother to open up the coon cards, but I'm willing to be the insides said something like:
"Daddy, hoo yoo iz?"
"Ware da fukz da chick, muddafuttah?"