WTF? Goes To Court

[Samson]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...,5893191.story On Sunday, he appeared in court wearing revealing shorts, a tank top with a bra and a long brown wig. Cook County Judge Israel Desierto ordered him held on $75,000 bond.

After pepper spraying the 30-year-old man in the eyes, Armstrong tried to grab his iPhone and the two struggled,.

[Mastermind]

Whoa! For a second there, I though that was Moo-chelle Obamabolabola; then I remembered, she's got better arms.

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