This happened this past weekend. I was returning from a motorcycle trip and I needed to get fuel. I see a BP station coming up on my right side (my lane of travel) and I decide I will fuel up there. I always prefer to pull into gas stations on my lane of travel when pulling out I generally only have to worry about getting hit from one side.
As I commit to pull in there is this sheboon in a Ford Taurus sitting there I am barely in the station parking lot and this animal is sitting there in its car not moving. There was a Ford Explorer nose headed out not to far in front of the sheboon trying to give it direction with its paws. The longer I sat there the more I am in danger of getting creamed by someone pulling into the parking lot to quickly. I figured out what the problem was. There was 1 pump open the Buck in the explorer was pulling out at the same time as the sheboon was coming in. The buck was attempting to indicate with its paws which way the sheboon should go. The sheboon was confused and was stumped as to which way to go.
I ended up pulling around giving the animals a wide girth because you know the only thing more dangerous than a nigger with a gun is one behind the wheel. I went across the street to the other station I figured I was safer.