You might be a nigger

[Unregistered]

If your pants are 3 sizes too big, you might be a nigger.

If you have pubic hair on your head, you might be a nigger.

If father's day confuses you, you might be a nigger.

[MLKingCoonCounty]

If you can shoot hoops all day, but can't put your trash into a can, you might be a nigger......

[Unregistered]

If you can shoot hoops all day, but can't put your trash into a can, you might be a nigger......

I was only recently in NYC for the first-time and, at first, was rather confused. The greater metropolitan area was full of these 'cages' or, at least, fenced-in areas. In these, one could see Niggers and Nigglets at play, shooting hoops, etc., and I could not help but wonder "wow, did New York finally get it right and put them in a zoo?"

[Nice Polish Girl]

If you would starve if it weren't for KFC, you might be a nigger.

[YT Rules]

Haznig does not find your first post which consists of nigger porn to be amusing and you are flushed to the nigger pit in about five minutes.


(We had to flush this one twice.)

[Obamanater]

Is that one of those magic flying gyption niggers? That nigger is flying in a jail cell. LOL

[f.u.b.a.r.]

If one reem and tire costs double what the car they are attached to, you are a nigger
If you consider welfare recipient a noble profession you are a nigger
If going to grandma and grandpa's house involves a metal detector and a cavity search, your a nigger.

[Unregistered]

If you refer to your Grandma as your mom. And your mom as dat bytch muh home gurl you might be a nigger.

If you spit out sprog after sprog and your Grandmom told you that you are the "bread winner" of the fambily then you might be a nigger.

If a white person owes you reprations N shiet cause you waz a bl@ck slabe then you might be a nigger.

If you think Obama can walk on water and will get YT for you then you might be a nigger.

If Juneteenth is more important to you than July the Fourth then you probably are a nigger.

I suggest going and forming your own country where Juneteenth can indeed be the most important holiday of the year.

As for the rest of us reading this message. Happy fourth and may we one day be truly "independent" of the nigger scourge that has been loosed upon us all. Hey niggers you sux.

Happy, safe, and nigger free Independence Day! May it truly be an independence day if only for a day. Cheers!

[eyespycoon]

IF YOU STEAL FROM A DEAD WOMAN WEARING A COOKIE MONSTER T-SHIRT

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/st...8#.T_Y0I44oUyE

JUST CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP

[Demo]

Ha! This should be a running thread.

Also, You know when you're a nigger when you're an asshole in general!